Mock Daughter

An unmarried partner's unrelated daughter that has become family.

Today is my mock daughter's birthday versus today is my boyfriend's daughter's birthday who has become family

by Old Louisville Vee April 10, 2022

Mock block

when one tries to insult another, and makes a typo or another error, allowing themselves to be insulted instead

Meredith: lletuce, pronounced “YET-US” in the way of the Spanish

Devin: I’m the way of the Spanish
*in the way of the Spanish
Meredith: Devin you don’t have to use euphemisms like that, you can just call yourself gay
Me: oh dude he just got mock blocked

by KingOfCoffee March 14, 2018

Mock-Cock Docking

Two men who want to try docking, but both are circumcized. Man number one gets hard and puts a condom over his cock. He then pulls the tip of the condom outward and carefully cuts the end off with a scissors, thus creating a mock "foreskin". Man number two, puts his hard on into the end of the rubber, pulling it over his shaft and going tip to tip with man number one.

They can then jerk off, jerk each other off, etc, until one or both ejaculate.

See also Docking, Cock-Docking

The two guys really wanted to try to cock dock, but as they were both circumcized, had to resort to good old Mock-Cock Docking instead.

by Hexxidecimal7 December 7, 2024

mock

going out getting wrecked slugging rooskis hitting drinks packing bombs wilding out and hitting mad John walls as well and wilding out

yeoo last night was so mock everyone in the crib was mocking

by sweezeboi December 4, 2017

Mock and drirty

A narcissist with a lo-fi alternative personality. Someone who neglects friendships, judges people, and doesn't conform to society, but does it with such style, ease and originality that people are infatuated by them.

You see that guy hanging out at the back of the room there? He's a real mock and drirty. I heard he doesn't take good care of himself or those around him. I wanna be his friend so bad.

by Lvei P March 22, 2022

Mock

When you call someone a mock, it means there annoying, irritating, or overall just a headache.

“Why won’t you answer me?” - person 1
“Because your such a mock.” - person 2

by heheh1234 November 24, 2020

mocked up

Used to describe someone who has undergone plastic surgery that hasn't achieved the desired result because it looks strange, out of place and or is blatantly obvious.

As in when you mock up a new design. It is not complete.

That woman was mocked up mate! She looked like Michael Jackson!

by Dubdiz March 6, 2014