mindsterbate

An alternative to having intelligent conversation with other people, in which you have a conversation or debate with yourself, either aloud or in your head. Often caused by the absence of intelligent friends or acquaintances.

Man, my friends are such idiots. I have to mindsterbate every night.

by mes-toa October 15, 2005

mines

The use of this improper grammar most likely branched off from the contraction mine's (or mine is). For example "Your ice cream is vanilla, and mine's chocolate." Somewhere along the line, someone forgot that "is" is already part of "mine's" and they made the mistake of saying things like "Mine's is strawberry" or (Mine is is strawberry).
Eventually, the singular form of the word was completely dropped from the vocabulary, and "mine's" became used to show all ownership, even when adding "is" is inapplicable.

Edgar: "Hey Reggie, I just got my new phone today."
Reggie: "Yea, I think I'm gonna buy mines when I get my next paycheck, dawg."

by Energieko March 27, 2009

Stellaris Mindset

When a friend would rather play Stellaris than doing something fun.

Wow Ben is really in a stellaris mindset today.

by MaleficentObject July 7, 2021

mintsuga11

The one creator that makes BTS doll content. They also “do art sometimes”. An amazing influencer and very loved, creative, hot. The word can be used to describe something with tons of swag.

Bro you know mintsuga11?

Yeah bro they have so much swag

by Piss bucket December 20, 2020

mindspun

A state of mind in which confusion results from a preoccupation of said mind, such as resulting from an infatuation with a current or potential-future significant other.

This week has been a blur. Ever since I met that girl, I've been completely mindspun.

by 3Dradio May 3, 2009

Mindsterbating

The act of masterbating without using any masterbatory aids such as pronography.

Friend 1- Why didnt you answer your phone?

Friend 2- Sorry, I was mindsterbating to the memory of those two chicks kissing at the party lastnight.

Friend 1- You're pathetic.

by Jack Hambit April 2, 2011

minesweeper

the classic game to play while eating your 2:00 am beans.

imma play some minesweeper

by Zack Schader October 7, 2020