Minty Juney

A creamy, minty drink made by June Drabble around St. Patrick's Day. Its almost the same as a Rocky Ralph but with crushed mint leaves on top. Its one of the most delicious things you could ever drink. So if you want a good Irish drink that will make your sweetie go looney, get yourself a Minty Juney! And remember, June Drabble said so!

June: Hey Beatrice, you want a Minty Juney?

Beatrice: Sure! I've never had one. What is it?

June: Its a great drink I make around St. Patrick's Day. Mint chocolate chip ice cream, Bailey's Irish Cream, and crushed mint leaves. (June makes one)

Beatrice: Wow! This is soo creamy! I'm gonna have to make it for the other guys.

June: Sure, it'll make you think you hung the moon.

Beatrice: Here you go, sweetie. This is to us! The Minty Juney rules! (they clink their glasses) Slainta!

by Dusty's Baby Powder November 2, 2012

Minty 68

A minty 68 is when you agree to the 69 right after someone brushes their teeth, then fail to return the favor after your boyfriend blows you, thereby owing him one later for the 69.

Ol’ Striker got a “Minty 68” before deciding Timmy Horton’s was more important than finishing the 69, his boyfriend wasn’t too happy either.

by Sierra5 October 12, 2023

Minty

A liar in Spanish. Or, lying in Spanish. Originates from "mentirosa".

Hmmm... seems minty.

You know she's minty
Quit being minty.

by TheBeesKnees34 December 23, 2023

Windy City Minty Fudge Blast

The act of eating the ole ladys ass once, but not limited to multiple times after brushing ones teeth on a taco Tuesday.

Last night my girl was feeling frisky, so I brushed my teeth and treated her with a Windy City minty Fudge Blast.

by FittinpipeinyoButt69 November 29, 2023

Minty B

When you get a blow or give a blow job while the person is brushing their teeth

I gave my man a Minty B this morning.

by Teena D September 22, 2023

Minnetonka Minty Pig

When you are being serviced orally and shortly before climax you take 2 big dips of Kodiak Wintergreen and shove it in the headgivers nostrals. This may result in a sneeze of dip and cum or mass vomiting of both. Either way the slop is there for the pig to eat afterwards

Man this chick look like such a pig I had to pull the old Minnetonka Minty Pig...

by Tastylovincheesecake January 4, 2020

Minty

Spicy, but cool/cold

This candy is so MINTY, it's making my mouth freeze

by Minted26 February 2, 2020