minga

An english slang for a bitch, or an idiot, as in a funny way.

i hate you but i love ya. MINGA!

by mr...craze September 29, 2011

minga

1. Gumbys Sister
2. A girl who is hideous and usually looks as though a pumpkin has been smashed in her face and a g-clamp it the only thing holding her face in place.

Ohh dammit..that is not a ganga thats a minga! shit she is so mongies

by ELFoffskuies November 5, 2006

mingus

Mingus Campbell the ex Lib-Dem leader who still hides behind "Menzies" because it looks more attractive on paper.

Reporter: Yo Mingus, why d'ya spell your name M-e-n-z-i-e-s, but still pronounce it like a rank vagina anyway?

Mingus: Erm, erm well you see rather than trying to pronounce an unattractive word on paper, in a more favourable light. I preferred to, in essence, do it the other way round! *grins proudly*

Reporter: Isn't that a bit, er, backwards?

Mingus: Actually it's a bit Scottish.

by LightningUT August 10, 2009

Minga

Minga is a female - very stinky herb.
Munga is male-a very stinky herb.

Like your face

Girl "Omg you're such a munga!!!!!!"
Boy " Excuse me, you're the only minga i see here!!!"
Girl "Well duh, im the only minga here cos your a guy and you cant be a minga!"
Boy "........."
Girl "YOU JUST GOT OWNED!!!!!"
Boy " >:("
Girl "Need some ice for that burn?"
Boy "grrrrrrrr you minga!!!"
Girl "So's your face"

by NonMinga November 7, 2011

mingus

a sneaky girl who smokes shit

he was devestated when he found out his mingus cheated on him

by Mingus Mauler July 8, 2009

Mongas

Mongas are strips of facial hair grown on the side of the face to attract girls. See: sideburns

Cabbage has nice mongas, but Murda's are poor.

by morrie August 25, 2004

mingsauce

A unique way of expressing that someone is a minger. Doubles up to define a really sweaty, ugly person.

"Check it, that chick is covered in mingsauce she's that bad. Someone pass her several towels."

by Laurence B November 22, 2006