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Milton, WI

A small city with a population of 5,000 located in south central Wisconsin. The majority of the population is Hicks, old people, and very bored little children. They are home to the "Redwings" which is unfortunately also a sexual innuendo.
THE REDWING WAY!
....Ew....

Milton, Wi sucks balls.
by HappyGoLuckyBitch January 1, 2011
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Milton MA

Everyone is either Irish or Haitian. Many are afraid of communities such as Mattapan because blacks are scary to most suburban people.

School is actually pretty ok, and anyone that says otherwise has not experienced the rest of the United States.

All in all, town is ok, but I'd recommend leaving at some point to experience other places. Gets pretty damn boring after a while.

P.S. East Milton and West Milton are equally shitty. Get over yourselves. (You guys live in a suburb, neither one of you is harder than the other)
Milton Massachusetts was founded in the 1600's, and to this day remains a small town. I wonder why...
by ULLILLA March 18, 2011
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milton

A town just south of Boston that borders Dorchester, Mattopan, Quincy and Randolf. Milton used to be a really nice town filled with goody-too-shoes and real smart kids. Not the case anymore... the west side of milton has turned rather ghetto, and has almost no white people in it. On the other hand you have East Milton. East Milton is a hangout place, with notable features, such as the Woods, The Square, Dunkies, and Andrews Park. Everyone that lives in East Milton is white Irish, with no acceptions. East milton kids rep their hood. Almost all the people living in East Milton have parents from Dorchester and Southie.

Milton is the most Irish place in the United states, beating Dorchester and Southie.

Milton is big on drugs and drinking. Milton is well known for thier Slutty Girls who can't keep thier legs shut. Also for their Good-looking boys who all end up being Rotten cheaters, who like to play girls then ditch them for Other hoes.

Milton High is ghetto. All the smart boys leave to go to BC high, all the smart girls leave to go to Notre Dame or Urseline.

Milton and quincy have a huge rivalry. Leading to stabbings, and fights almost every weekend.
BOY 1: " Dude, i need a bitch who will suck my cock."

BOY 2: " Lets Hit up Milton."
by queen11 January 17, 2012
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Milton High

is like a zoo for pugs whales hippos. the zoo currently has 1 for each but also has one animal in the whole thing.
by sum1 January 15, 2005
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Milton Academy

A private school in Milton, MA far superior to its rival, Nobles.

No Milton student is capable of crossing the street. All their tuition goes into the grass on the quad. The cave is constantly filled with clueless freshman. DSGs are as far as the eyes can see. More people eat in the snack bar then Forbes.
Person: What school do you go to?
Milton student: Milton
Person: Oh you live in Milton?
Milton student: No I meant Milton Academy sorry
by DumbMAFrosh October 12, 2018
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Lake Milton

A place that resembles hell in Ohio. There is no food close and the lake smells like ass. If you drive by this place stay away and if you live there you should just leave, or kill yourself if it isnt too late.
As we entered lake milton the boy jumped out of the car and stabed himself
by Sweet john 69 July 9, 2011
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andy milonakis

A 29 year old comedian who plays a teenage kid who is an internet phenomenon. He got his own show on MTV (the andy milonakis show) sketched by Jimmy Kimmel. Many like him...many don't...it is a matter of opinion and I quite like the guy.
Andy Milonakis goes poop just like everybody else.
by GlassesMelt August 14, 2005
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