Midwestern Goodbye

The point at a social gathering at which an attendee takes a deep breath, slaps his/her knees, and then gets up forcefully while saying something along the lines of "Well, time to head out."

Jonie - *sigh*"Well guys I'm gonna get out of here."

Billie - "Cool. Let me borrow 4 or 5 four a couple mcgriddles fam."

Richard - "You just witnessed that boy's textbook Midwestern Goodbye shit for the last time, fye me cuh?

by burnthewitch April 17, 2022

Midway

A magical orifice located in the midsection of the human body. It resembles a balloon knot or devil's onion ring.

The smoke that comes out of the midway smells like vine-ripened tomatoes, and you have to wear a cup over it because people try to put their fingers in it while you're playing sports.

Its speed is 180psi, and yours makes ssdfhshshhsshshshshshshsssshhhhhh sound, only without a d. You can use a turkey thermometer and baster to find the psi of your midway.

Having sex in the midway is acceptable, though some cops will arrest you for doing it.

Do you have to shave your midway? Kevin Olli does.

by Not Kevin Olli March 31, 2009

midwest

the most gangsta place in the world. when u in the midwest u kno u in the ghetto.

if the midwest is so "redneck, hick, republican" than why did more than half of it vote democrat?

by lllalaal August 20, 2006

Midwuls

To experience an incredible feeling; a feeling of utter joy or inexplicable happiness.

“Three-day weekends are SO midwuls”

“Dude, it’s raining. We can’t go to the beach. Not midwuls”

by Team Midwuls June 4, 2013

From the Midway boards

To be "from the Midway boards" is to be unintelligent, or of a very young age (approx 10 years old). A popular phrase in the gaming community derived from ribbing members of a certain internet message board, renowned for being very young and/or quite dim. One does not actually have to have visted said website to be "from the Midway boards," as it is just a euphemism for acting childish, immature, or just generally stupid.

SEKTORZSUBSCORPIONCHI666: H3y haz anyne1 seen THe movie JAWS!???????????????????????? IT Has real scareey shaarks in it and they bit peeple and they bleed and blood GOES EVERYWHERE and it rocksz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

James: ...You're "from the Midway boards," aren't you?

by Mr. Tobias October 4, 2005

Midwest

A place where if you use a three syllable word, they think you are a professor.

The Midwest and The South. . .no one knows which is dumber.

by Ereck Flowers August 15, 2018

Midwest

The most boring and putrid part of the country that you could ever imagine. A haven for religious zealots and morbidly obese people who can convert a Walmart into a fucking sideshow. Shitty weather that turns on a dime and can subject you to all four seasons in a week! The only good thing about this region is it's adherence to the 2nd amendment, but there's a better place that does that and its called TEXAS!

Person 1: I gotta drive to the Midwest for a business trip soon.

Person2: Good luck dumbass and it's been nice knowing you. Most people who venture there are never seen or heard from again!

by Angry Cactus October 2, 2018