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Metric fuck load

Precisely 69,420 kilograms typically delivered by rail cart.some by road train
Boss, we are low on aggregate. (Boss) “ next load coming through order a metric fuck load
by Gooberdiesel October 30, 2025
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Metric Fuckton

One metric fuckton is equal to 7 billion and 10 million tons or 1.402e+13 pounds. This is calculated by haveing a metric fuckton be equal to 10 duck loads and 1 fuckload being equal to the population of china, which is 1.402 billion.
Joe: Man I have a Metric Fuckton of laundry to do today
Siri: One Metric Fuckton is equal to 1.402e+13 pounds
Joe: Your mom weighs 1.402e+13 pounds
by Your mother is 1.402e+13 lbs August 17, 2022
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Metric

Positive remark; similar to cool or awesome but better
pizza? that's metric as fuck bro.
by metricasfuckthough August 20, 2018
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Metric Dozen

Metric Dozen : a group of ten items based on the fact that the metric system uses powers of ten to denote quantities.
This a ten count package of doughnuts - a Metric Dozen.
by wfukradio May 26, 2024
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metric system

A system of measurement that is simpler than the imperial system but Americans won't adopt not because they're stupid but because it's too much effort and no individual could make the whole country work with it
I wish we used the metric system, but what can we do about it?
by Mathman2028 June 9, 2023
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English-o-metrics

Use of a mathematical model in the English language.

It is customary to write items in a series with required articles. For example, we write 'a book, a pen, a rubber and a bag'. Mathematically speaking, the article 'a' is common to all the items. So put in a mathematical format, it would be like 'a (book, pen, rubber and bag)' and would be 'a book, pen, rubber and bag' with the removal of brackets/parentheses. (However, mathematics does not allow this.) Both expressions are acceptable.

Suppose we write 'a book, a pen, an erasure and a bag'. Here, the article 'a' cannot be taken as a common factor because there is 'an' before 'erasure'. So it would be wrong to say 'a book, pen, erasure and bag'.
English-o-metrics is a hypothetical branch of linguistics.
by Uttam Maharjan 2 October 25, 2020
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Poon Metric

A European female who you would like to have intimate relations with.
Damn, that chick in my philosophy class is poon metric.
by ARH December 23, 2013
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