mentee

A stupid idiot with no clue as to how to study and needs someone else to spoonfeed them every little detail.

You stupid idiot 2 + 2 is 4 not 22. Now don't fail the god dang grade 2 math!

by BuFFerMaN March 2, 2005

melted candle

When your lady has had multiple money shots to the face, neck, chest, neck and breast she will be looking something like a melted candle. Also known as Bukake.

Man, I just left your mom's house. We made her into a melted candle!

by Matt Simmons October 17, 2006

munted

1 someone who is completely wasted on one of the following drugs; Ecstasy Speed/Amphetamines Magic Mushrooms, LSD, Poppers or Cocaine, usually in combination with copious quantities of alcohol. Commonly displays symptoms of sweating, gnawing of the inside of the cheeks, gurning (often without realising it), inability to focus, barely capable/ incapable of stringing a coherent sentence together. 2 Past participle of verb, to munt.

Pete Doherty always looks completely munted.

by Katherine23 April 27, 2006

Menter

An adult who thinks they own you.
An adult that teaches you throughout your childhood.

You don't own me, your nothing but a menter.
Your my mom, but your only a menter.

by Moresti February 18, 2011

minted

a word that describes something or an experience that is 'cool' or 'amazing', usually used like this in Great Britain. In America it has something to do with drugs.
Has no reference to the herb, mint, often used to flavour toothpaste and chewing gum.

That rollercoaster ride was mint!
That top was minted!

by lydia (is mint) July 13, 2004

munted

the negative aesthetic of a person overall. the measurement of "muntedness" is done on a decimal grading system. 0.1 being least munted while 1.0 is at the highest end of the munted scale. the "muntedness" of a person can be increased by the consuption of drugs and alchohol.

that photo of your girlfriend from last night is 0.7 munted.

by 18Brigalow February 10, 2005

munted cow

a munted cow is a woman thats had her cunt kicked in after shes given her man a stunned wombat for giving him an angry dragon after hes regained consciousness and realized shes taken his masculinity away from him!!

screw that munted cow hoe i was just having some fun yo!!!

by jay December 22, 2004