damn mendes

When something goes wrong in life you can use that frase. It's a new thing now. From right now. Please use it polite though. #respect

Oh my phone died. DAMN MENDES
I spilled my juice. DAMN MENDES

by camaro123 May 7, 2018

Shawn Mendes

Singer with the voice of an angle
The hottest and most muscular man alive.
Absolutely irresistible in Calvin Klein underwear.

Don’t touch his jawline, you will loose your hand. It’s too sharp.
His neck vain is always popping.

WARNING: YOU WILL NOT SURVIVE ATTENDING A CONCERT OF THIS GODDESS.

Symptoms may include: severe PCD en intense mental breakdowns.

I’m going to ask Shawn Mendes to marry me.

by Alin Lakefelt March 20, 2019

victoria mendez

when your on facetime with her u can hear her type with her annoyin nails n she thinks shes fat and everyone calls her a druggatic but we all love her n she does what she wants n dont care bou no rat or el chapo..

VICTORIA MENDEZ STFU STOP TYPING WITH UR NAILS
victoria: um *types again on purpose*

by i like talking shit :) June 20, 2019

victoria mendez

A dumb ass bitch that whenever she types u can hear her annoying nails. ): Everyone one loves her tho!

Oh look it’s victoria mendez she’s a dumb ass bitch!But we all love her.Everyone loves her!Even tho when she types u can hear her annoying nails. (:

by whereismyman June 20, 2019

mr.mederios

um so um guys today um yeah

um i uhh my name is mr.mederios um

by kuss December 17, 2019

Hva mener du

Its normal to say Hva mener du when u get mad or when u r confused. ‘havernu’

*sumbody hacks in game*
You: ‘hva mener duuu’

by Siggen Piggen August 11, 2020

shawn mendes

literally one of the hottest men alive with an amazing singing voice. his fucking BACK MUSCLES??? HIS HANDSSSS???? ARE YOU KIDDING??? camila is one lucky duck. i’m not a fan of camila, but i thank her for making shawn happy. anyways, stream wonder for clear skin😜

shawn mendes is literally such a daddy.

have you listened to that new shawn mendes song?

by mr.coochlord October 13, 2020