Memphis Dry Rub

When a toothless southern woman gives you a handjob with no lube.

" I met this chick at an Elvis convention in Tennessee and she ended up giving me a Memphis Dry Rub in the front seat of my truck"

Memphis Dry Rub by Sabres 1981 August 29, 2007

memphis poker

A memphis poker is when someone sticks their big toe in your ass repeatly, giving you ultimate pleasure.

Yes, give me a memphis poker!

memphis poker by Ron Weasley July 18, 2004

memphis posse gangsta 

sum hoodlems that run around memphis spray painting fenses and talk lots of shit and jump mexicans hate kal latin kings and pvl and only 4 known members .

memphis posse gangsta wait till night to go around and start taggin fences cause they can.

memphis posse gangsta by staff sargent william October 21, 2007

memphis wig 

10 90, otherwise known as a mullet.

Look at the memphis wig on the guy in the Camaro.

memphis wig by Todd August 6, 2004

Memphis miscarriage 

Sexual intercourse with a woman, on a towel, over Christmas Break.

Alan Yarborough had dirty period sex with his lady on a red towel so the blood wouldn't show up, over Christmas Break, in front of a mirror, with the dog watching so that he and the dog could watch; this is a Memphis miscarriage.

Memphis miscarriage by Alan Yarborough July 20, 2008

Memphis Grizzles' 

that hundred dolla bag of dat good shit

yo nigga I'm fine'n for dat Memphis Grizzles'

Memphis Grizzles' by Domo' June 20, 2006

Memphis Twister

While a couple is having anal sex. Male is ramming the female from behind. The Male reaches forward with both hands, grabs the female's ear lobes, begins to violently twist each and lets out a howl as he does this.

She didn't like it the first time so I know this will be the last time so I might as well give her a Memphis Twister.

Memphis Twister by Pennsylvania Growler May 31, 2011