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Melvin will probably be your best friend forever, He might be annoying and act gay but he is loyal and can make you laugh.
??: Melvin is a good friend
.-.: Yep
Melvin by anonymous March 14, 2022
Melvin a small and annoying person in the world is fuckin small and fucking annoying
fukin 1 in and melvin is small
Melvin by melvin is small April 5, 2022
when a guy goes onto a date and comes back alone we say he melvined that date
When a person is awkward af or fucks up a lot of times drop drinks or fucks up the first date. we use we melvin that .
Melvin by OG_namer May 10, 2022
Melvin is a tall and handsome person, he gets picked up by women constantly. He is said to have moved mountains and the worlds. Melvin can be defined as someone who gets the job done. He is 69ft tall and has muscles the size of pluto.

Melvin can also be used as a compliment, as it means "god-like"
"Omg ur so melvin"
Melvin by Nasauranus May 10, 2022
The nerdiest name to ever fucking exist. Also the funniest name to ever exist.
Joey: who's that guy sitting alone at the lunch table?

Bobby: oh that's just melvin
Melvin by xxgamermanxx420xd July 3, 2022
George’s pet python she used to scare off kit
George threw Melvin at kit
Melvin by Didgrueisiavdjddksh August 14, 2022