Musty Melvin

The act of fucking a Woman(or man) in the anal, then putting a lightbulb in to see if enough electricity was created to light the bulb.
Rudy, did you give your girlfriend a musty melvin yet?
by Are Tee January 20, 2009
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melvin chu

melvin chu - to be studly, sexy, and godlike.
"Dood, you are soooooooooooo melvin chu"

"Aww dood that's the ultimate compliment!!!"
by Stud December 22, 2004
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Picking a Melvin

When the heat is so intense that u find your balls stuck to the inside of your thigh thus having to pry them from your leg
1. I was walking down the street with both hands occupied so I had to do the cowboy kick to pick my melvin

2. I wasn't embarrassed at all to reach down in public and start picking a melvin
by ysoEZ4jsweezy January 22, 2008
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Screaming melvin

A sex move that totally exists.
I gave Ashley a screaming melvin last night - it was awesome.
by Squinker November 13, 2009
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the flaming melvin

the flaming melvin; aka; the tabasco hotdog, the burning enchilada, etc. the act of dipping a dildo in pure pool chlorine, causing a severe burning sensation, as the person the dildo is inserted into will have the immediate flesh eaten away by the chlorine. best for: masochists.
by swimmerboy January 17, 2008
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Melvin Crotchnick

A half man half woman who has lots of freckles and was invented by the wonderful geniuses, Sami and Alison. It pretty much means, a nerd.
Hah, look at that Melvin Crotchnick. I bet he has no friends at school.

"Eww, get away from me, you Melvin!"
by Alison March 6, 2005
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