Merry Happy Chrismahannukwanzaka

A mixture of the holidays of Christmas, Hannukah, and Kwanzaa used to avoid offending people during the holiday season.

Sue: "Merry Christmas!"
Jan: "I don't celebrate Christmas."
Sue: "Oh. Merry Happy Chrismahannukwanzaka then."

by Autumn S January 6, 2009

Merry-Go-Pound

When you are constantly swing your fists at something or someone and the motion of your fists are swinging in a circle.

Yo, Michael was hitting Jason with that Merry-Go-Pound!

by SlimShady3 January 24, 2018

Merry Bent

The phrase ‘merry bent’ means to be happy at the wrong times. This was used multiple times to describe villains in books.

Harry: Meghan is so Merry bent
Jesse: Hmm...I know...it’s a bit unnerving sometimes

by Hat Is Meme June 12, 2018

Merry Midgets

1)A group of midgets who agree to a suicidal act of being bound to a shield for a much larger person's protection.

Example: In Borderlands 2, Big Maw carries Merry Midgets upon his shield.

by Forest Jester July 29, 2019

Merry Christler

The vine way of saying merry christmas in order to portray a funny character

-Happy holidays!
-Merry Christler...
-Oh hahah you always make me laugh.

by yeyewowow October 10, 2019

Merry grab ass

Merry grab ass month is in the month of december and last from december 1st till christmas so every girl\boys get a free pass to smack your ass

Ay man merry grab ass month *smack*

by Mr. Fuck daddy December 5, 2019

merry month of masturbation

March

man, after no finger febuary i am so ready for merry month of masturbation

by im u fucking sadist17 April 4, 2021