ass mantis

mantis which lives on the front covers of maths books.

i've got your ass mantis

by Anonymous January 27, 2003

Mantissa

Blowing your load between a ladies breasts

I gotz me sum mantissa wit tat biznitch fa sho.

by XtRaVa November 24, 2003

manties

(noun) Liner for men's tighty whitey underpants designed to be replaced once soiled. Analogous to women's panty liner, but manties have a more interesting and manly appearance (emblazoned with sports team logos, camouflage, etc.).

The day after a chili dinner, John avoided bacon strips by swapping out his manties every few hours.

by FunWordSmith February 7, 2013

Dupreying mantis

noun - a predator, particularly sexually on small children (7-10 years). Tends to favor the anus over other body parts. Enjoys giving Cleveland Steamers and making slaths.

1. Douglas is a Dupreying mantis and he got arrested for sexual predation.
2. There was a law passed to arrest all of the Dupreying mantisses because of their tendencies.

by Douglas Page February 28, 2005

Mantis

A mammoth 8 foot tall European with 6 foot long legs. He drives the “mantis mobile” which is the size of a small house. When he walks the ground shakes and he can go the distance of a football field in two steps.

Jim: Was that an eclipse of the sun??
Bob: No, the Mantis just walked by.

by Sally Slice May 1, 2009

Mantis

lil gay bastard

<Mntz> love you Wazzie :x
<Wazzie> love you mntz
*Mntz hugs Wazzie

by Anonymous April 8, 2003

Mantis-style

the act of driving with both hands on the top of the steering wheel and elbows touching the bottom, with the whole body leaning forward so that the body position looks like a praying mantis. Usually practised by the elderly/slow/otherwise driving impaired persons.

I bet you they are driving mantis-style...

by Nom De Guerre May 13, 2007