manitee

Ugly, but friendly large woman who shoves anything in sight down her mouth and in her box. Flapjack or stretched pillow titties are a must.

I can't believe James hooked up with that manitee.

by Smoothie April 14, 2005

Manther

My daughters call me this if I show up with a date they think is too young (no such thing)

The Male counterpart to women called a Cougar is a Manther.

by Charlie & Hef January 5, 2011

manther

A male cougar. Single, usually divorced, and at a minimum 10 years older than a cougar.

He did not care if the youth laughed at his ragtop corvette that even at this age he could not afford, for he was manther.

by Wes Tent April 29, 2004

Manity Fair

A grouping of barely talented athletes who are out to have fun as apposed to being a douche and acting like they are pros while trying way to hard to impress their not so good looking girlfriends.

Guy 1: Look at that team.
Guy 2: They're Manity Fair.
Guy 1: They suck!
Guy 2: Ya but they're cool dudes.
Guy 1: Oh.

by Master P Nut February 18, 2010

Chris Mantha

A person who gets to drunk at parties, passes out, and who people mess with. Chris Mantha's are usually very bad with women and social skills, some have been known to have demonic saying, and or actions.

" Hey look Chris Mantha is passed out let's light him on fire"

" Wtf he's doing that demon thing man."

by Charcoal Banana January 8, 2012

Manitowoc Assist

When you get away with murder and/or commit a potentially bloody act without shedding a single drop of blood.

Bro, I totally got a Manitowoc Assist this weekend when I my arm was cut off, like all the way off and there should've been blood, EVERYWHERE, but I didn't leave any DNA behind. Zero blood. Zero DNA. Literally NONE. Everyone keeps saying, wait, your arm was cut ALL THE WAY OFF and there's not blood?! You got a Manitowoc Assist.

by Lil Big Stuff April 22, 2016

Manitude

A man who acts like a little cry baby girl

Real-man: I'm done with that barbell, you can use it.
Girly-man: Oh, that funny because there are still weights on it.
Real-man: What's with the attitude?
Girly-man: All I hear is a manitude.

by Jay_the_Great March 8, 2017