Hogwash Theorem of Mathematics

When you somehow get the right answer in a math question using completely wrong reasoning.

How did you do that? By the Hogwash Theorem of Mathematics.

by Hagwash The Second November 6, 2020

maltext

text message that is mistyped or misdirected

1. Brother sends text to girlfriend, "Hey Baby, I'm on my way, see your sweet @$$ soon" but mistakenly sends to SISTER instead.

Realizing the error, brother sends a follow up text: "Sorry, not meant for you"

Sister responds: "Don't call me baby... And no worries re: the maltext"

by Millie350 October 7, 2009

Mathematical Heresy

The myth that you can do (almost) everything with math, or that being good at math or logic is a secure ticket to financial freedom, which is absolute bull if you look at the millions of exam-smart or geeky people who love math and have excelled in the subject, yet could hardly make ends meet.

Let not mathematical heresy blind you, because your love for numbers and their relationships more often than not doesn’t pay the bills nor guarantee you a decent job.

by Fasters March 19, 2023

Kevin Manthei

(Proper Noun) The musical genius behind the music to such wonders as "Invader ZIM" and "Resident Evil."

Uh...you can't really use Kevin Manthei as an example...

by Jhomeboy August 22, 2003

Alcohol Mathematics

The equation used by a drunk person trying to figure the effects of the next few drinks

Using alcohol mathematics is a simple formula;

"I've had eight beers now and I feel really good ..... so if I have have another eight beers I'll feel TWICE as good!"

It gets worse when combined with a work day, figure this;

(I've used USA names in keeping with the American flavour)

Dirk; Hey, it's 2am .... don't you have a presentation to the board at 9
T-Bone; Yeah, but I figure I'm going to drink till 6, have a shower and breakfast, then write the presentation between 6:15 and 7:30, and that gives me an hour and a half to get to work by the public transport system (note the responsibility shown) and finish rehearsing on the train
Dirk; Boy, T-Bone, that multi-million dollar contract is in the bag .... another double bourbon?

by El Craigo April 17, 2008

mathematica

shitty ass program that crashes everytime i open it

I hate mathematica. It sucks balls.

by Anonymous October 5, 2003

Mathea

Mathea is the hottest girl you will ever meet!! All the guys will try to get her to bed! She is super funny, intelligent, sweet and caring.

If you’re hot, you’re name must be Mathea!

by Cathrine Vegas October 9, 2018