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Coconut Malled

Verb: Coconut Malled
The act of getting pranked by getting sent a video
Paul got Coconut Malled today by his friend Bartholomew via text.
by bl00dycl0wngutz June 7, 2021
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mallet

when someone is acting like a complete tool
look at that idiot he is acting a right mallet
by Paul October 21, 2004
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malled

to be dragged around the mall involuntarily.
The reluctant shopper was malled by her mother.
by youngcrazed July 12, 2005
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mallya aditi international school

A snooty private school in Bangalore where half the kids have trust funds, titles, racehorses and/or country estates. A few of them have bodyguards. The atmosphere is not actually as snobby as people think it is, but getting admission is hard.
If you go to Aditi, you probably:
- Belong to the family of a mega-industrialist, politician, Bollywood movie star, cricket player, old Indian aristocracy/royalty, or are one of the minority upper middle class kids.
- You only dine and shop on Lavelle Road or Vittal Mallya Road
- One of your classmates has probably appeared in Vogue or a society magazine
- You're not actually as haughty as people think you are, because you're old money. It's the nouveau-riche kids at Vidya Shilp who are actually super-snobs.
- All the Vidya Shilp kids get into Aditi off the waitlist for the 11th and 12th grades, and the old Aditi kids are then bewildered by sudden increase of cattiness, cliques and boasting.
- You're going to an Ivy League college because you can pull strings with the deans of Harvard or some professor at Yale is your uncle
- You party with Siddartha Mallya and RCB
- You know nothing about how 99% of India lives
- You are uncomfortable when people protest against the Establishment. But we like the Establishment! The Establishment is good to us!
- You know that TISB is more academically rigorous, but you take comfort in the fact that their dorms suck and so does the food. Day schools FTW!
Person 1: "So which school do you go to?"
Person 2: "Mallya Aditi International School."
Person 1: "Oh, the snob school!"
Person 1: *facepalm*
by dancerpants October 31, 2011
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timmy mallet

Childrens TV presenter much loved by Tommy Boyd.
by crawford February 9, 2004
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Malletize

1.) Machine shop "technical term" for beating the everliving shit out of something with a hammer to produce the desired results.

2.) To forcibly apply a hammer to something. Sometimes people malletize things to vent steam.
Machinist1: "WTF? This part isn't fitting!"
Machinist2: "Thats cuz' you haven't malletized it yet."
by C2Y August 6, 2005
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Bob Marley CD's

code phrase for marijuana. "Listening" is also substituted for "smoking" said marijuana in this context.
"Hey guys, do you want to go listen to some Bob Marley CD's?"
by N0Lif3 October 23, 2008
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