Cloaking magicians

To be so covert, one must ascertain that they must be a drapery with magicians behind it that hide themselves with quenc (quantum encryption) in the unknown matrix (our 3d world). They do this through scalar waves. Magicians basically, with technology only a girl could dream for...

And then out of nowhere the shadows on the wall asked me to polish his gun...
I blew a spitball at the cloaking magicians and poof... The shadow dissipated. What happened??!?

by Cyanora January 16, 2022

meatball magician

a person that is highly talented with magical meatball handling techniques.

"damnn aashia scott how did you make my balls disappear with your mouth so quick? are you a meatball magician or something??"

by TheEvilLotionCollector August 21, 2022

Raunchy Magician

the raunchy magician as an inadvertent sex act where, when looking for an item (ahem) “inside” someone you find a second, unexpected item an ask “Is THIS your card?”

I pulled a Raunchy Magician last night, found a set of ben wa balls while looking for a dildo that slipped outta my hand

by Chancellor Rodriguez January 4, 2022

Magician's Breakfast

Morning pussy so good even the most dusty of dude decide to stay.

I tried to sneak out this morning but she got that magician's breakfast.

by 209asian April 11, 2021

carpet magician

A person who eats the lady cat without caring if it has hair on it or not

Bro she just called you mr.carpet magician

by Anomie’s November 22, 2022

Magician’s Donut

The ability to make items disappear using your butthole.

The crowd wasn’t liking my tricks, so I showed them my magician’s donut.

by Saltburn January 20, 2024

Pivot Magician

A term used in Skateboarding; someone who is a Pivot Magician is someone who ALWAYS lands his skateboard tricks pivoted.

see that kid Albert over there? He's the Pivot Magician. he can't skate right.

by YOU MAD MO February 20, 2011