carpet magician

A person who eats the lady cat without caring if it has hair on it or not

Bro she just called you mr.carpet magician

by Anomie’s November 22, 2022

Bullshit Magician

A person who pulls explanations out of hats. Essentially their compulsive liars

Jake is such a Bullshit Magician

by Youxoli October 26, 2020

Ass magician

Someone who, thanks to magic, is able to stuff his own dick in his ass

I just went to the ass magician. It was pretty awesome

by Chad_maisvikkel May 18, 2018

Magicianism

It's where you practice magic and shit and believe anything you do is magic because you're just that fucking amazing.

idiot: "I clicked on the x button to close out a page on the internet"
dude: "anyone can do that"
idiot: "No, it's called Magicianism you silly fucking goose"
dude: "That's some facts right there"
idiot: "Damn right"
dude: "If it's on urban dictionary then you're right"
idiot: "alright"

by Zelex August 31, 2018

Cloaking magicians

To be so covert, one must ascertain that they must be a drapery with magicians behind it that hide themselves with quenc (quantum encryption) in the unknown matrix (our 3d world). They do this through scalar waves. Magicians basically, with technology only a girl could dream for...

And then out of nowhere the shadows on the wall asked me to polish his gun...
I blew a spitball at the cloaking magicians and poof... The shadow dissipated. What happened??!?

by Cyanora January 17, 2022

Magician's Breakfast

Morning pussy so good even the most dusty of dude decide to stay.

I tried to sneak out this morning but she got that magician's breakfast.

by 209asian April 12, 2021

magician in the kitchen

One who is very effective in the kitchen

I'm a magician in the kitchen

by A person who is good at cookin March 2, 2017