Mark's the kinda guy that acts like a guy who looks like a guy who definitely fucks. but once you get to know him as a friend and as a bro, he definitely acts like a guy who looks like a guy who definitely does not fuck.
by pjdaddy August 28, 2018

he is the most sexiest,happiest person in the world.he loves his girlfriend very much sometimes dates girls called Kaila,Maddie or sinead.he is so funny.
mark is such a sexy beast.
by blogger21 June 14, 2018

Marks is a type of teacher who doesn't teach, instead she has you take notes, and then have you take a test for 100 points that had nothing to do with what she had you take notes about. as if that wasn't bad enough, she will also use a straw, jam it down your urethra and use succ to succ your chromosomes out.
by CentIIX April 15, 2019

A liar and a cheater. He will manipulate you and he will stab you in the back. He is not to be trusted.
-Mark is evil.
-True that.
-True that.
by cutiepiewatermelonface January 1, 2012

by anewname March 18, 2009

Looked down upon in society, especailly by those in the working class, a typical Mark is an A level reject, alcoholic, chain smoking wierdo. Such a person is extremely loud and it's more than a miricle that any level of productivity is achieved.
A normal Mark is unmotivated, avoids work where ever possible, lacks cash, enjoys playing cards during dinner breaks and spends many hours in the pub.
A normal Mark is unmotivated, avoids work where ever possible, lacks cash, enjoys playing cards during dinner breaks and spends many hours in the pub.
by The Greatest Jafar February 4, 2009

To be violated (with consent) in the genitals, bum hole, ear, eyes, nose, open wounds and basements by the one they call Bum Finger.
by raven8000 February 6, 2012
