Luked

When you light a cigarette and it burns down one side unevenly.

Fuck I just luked my cigarette.

by Icantbebotheredtocomeupwaname April 10, 2025

Luked it

A term used to describe lighting a cigarette wrong, typically when it burns on one side only.

Ugh I just luked it.

by Icantbebotheredtocomeupwaname April 12, 2025

LinkedIndian

A term referring to unemployed Indian programmers who are known to populate Tech Twitter with undesired engagement bait in an attempt to cope with the current job market.

Does he know that posting "Next.js or React?" on Twitter won't get him a job?
Shhh.. he's a LinkedIndian.

by aPaidPersonToScreamAtComputers April 29, 2025

LinkedIn69

When colleagues agree to write each other references on LinkedIn.

I do not mean to be forward but I am looking for a new role. Would you mind LinkedIn69ing with me?

by SINJim July 3, 2025

LinkedIn

A space on the internet where people who are genuinely part of what’s wrong with the world go and shitpost about their careers

Did you see Andy Byron’s LinkedIn post about what his affair with the HR lady taught him about B2B sales? Soooo inspiring, bro

by bm_57 July 17, 2025

Linkedinfluencer

A beautiful chemical engineering student named Daniel

Wow did you see that Chevron intern, Daniel? He’s the hottest and smartest linkedinfluencer I’ve ever seen!

by JamesBondTHEjamesbond July 23, 2025

LinkedIce

A term describing LinkedIn's strict, Gestapo-style verification process that requires government-issued ID, like a driver's license or passport, to access basic features such as job searching or connecting with "thought leaders" and "employment gurus." It underscores the platform's restrictive barriers to what should be open career networking, while highlighting the loss of access to corporate buzzwords, self-promotion, and posts about "ecosystems" and "amazing growth potential" for those who value freedom.

"I got slammed with LinkedIce when I tried signing up for LinkedIn—wanted my ID just to browse job posts and read about 'synergistic team ecosystems'!"

by Raquel de la Roche August 18, 2025