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Loser Dust

1.That fine coating of something that covers most reality show celebrities. Most recently seen on Tila Tequila and "I Love New York"'s Tiffany Pollard,it makes them appear to be unreal and seems to affect their judgment.

2.What must be on Meg Griffin since she has trouble being somebody on Family Guy.

3. What you smell on most department managers at Wal-Mart.
1. Tila Tequila has gone from erstwhile Internet porn star to pointless reality show diva whith her fine coat of Loser Dust still intact.

2. If the only atterntion Meg Griffin gets is from Neil Goldman, then she must have a fine coat of Loser Dust about her.

3. Joey was held back from being an assistant manager at Wal-Mart because of the obvious coating of Loser Dust he has from working as a department manager for so long.
by Dr. Freeze January 7, 2009
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loser

loser – n. A person who has fallen off the social ladder, climbed down the social ladder, jumped off the social ladder, or just never bothered to climb the social ladder in the first place. Upon arrival on the ground, losers begin to befriend fellow groundlings and realize how much fun a person can have when gravity isn’t an issue. It is perfectly acceptable to insult losers, because they have nowhere to fall to and it won’t hurt much. They will end up laughing about it later, anyways. Every now and then, a loser will glance at the top of the social ladder, but it is never long before they realize how pointless and stupid the top of the ladder is.
person: you're a loser and a nerd, i hate you.
loser: ok
by cardenio April 6, 2005
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Loserbutt

An insult largely greater than "Mother Fucker" but not as bad as "Fuck you, whore." This will be sure to shock your friends when used. This word has magical powers. To be used sparingly. Nearby authority figures won't comprehend the level of meanness. So, this is fool-proof to use at school.

(Made by: Hannah&Kiley)
Ray: Blake! Get back here! You are a horrible P.E. student... Coach is going to get mad at us!

Blake: I'm sorry, Ray!

Ray: You are such a loserbutt... Get it together, man!

Blake: -Walks away, head hung in shame-
by thechosenones June 13, 2010
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loser president

A president who wins the electoral college, but loses the popular vote.
by t pot December 7, 2016
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tonights big loser

by riley is gross June 13, 2019
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loser boyfriend syndrome

A mental disorder typical in women who have a loser boyfriend.

The woman will be depressed because the loser will not take her anywhere and is completely incapable of doing anything positive for her.

She will constantly whine and complain to other men about how her loser boyfriend makes her miserable but NEVER does anything about it, even if a good man is standing right next to her.

They often find reasons why they can't leave the loser and 100% of the time it's a bullshit reason, they just love to be miserable.

Chances of a woman with this mental disorder pulling out of it is about 1 in 300,000,000,000.

This mental disorder is fatal for the woman afflicted and for any man who isn't a loser that gets involved with her.
EXAMPLE:

Friend: "Yo, Early ask that girl out man, she seems like she digs you."

Early: "Nah man, Jamie has LBFS, also known as loser boyfriend syndrome.
Shes addicted to a loser who can't do anything for her.
If I want a shot I'd have to be a complete loser.
You know, treat her like shit and be a complete drain on her finances, fuck that.
I have too much self respect, too much going on for me, for her to really want me."
by EarlyCuyler June 13, 2010
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Sexy Loser

1. By many standards, a sexually attractive person. But due too one or more generally unnatural fetishes and habits, is not accepted or understood (or liked) unanomously by the populous.
<see necropheliac, incestual, chronic masturbater, concensual deficator, etc.>
2. A comical and pornographic comic strip filled with characters matching the description in def. #1.
1. "Melissa? Dude, she likes to make guys eat her shit!"/"Man, that melissa is one sexy loser."
2. (opinion)- Wow! Sexy Losers is the funniest fucking comic ever! ... And the writer is almost certainly going straight to hell! That sick fucking genius bastard, shooting suck in reprisal!
by Supermanchild January 2, 2004
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