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donnie llama

Cult like religious leader that originated on MySpace.
Actual beliefs and teachings of The Church of The Donnie Llama are based upon free beer and free love.

Actual identity and age of The Donnie Llama is unknown. Religion is believed to be started by former descendants of an ancient Mayan religion that worshipped the sun, the water, wheat, barley, corn, and boobs.

Followers are asked to donate all their worldly possessions to The Church, recite His Prayer at least once a week, Hail Him, convert the non-believers, and sacrifice at least one 12 ounce adult beverage of his/her choice.
All hail the donnie llama.

Don is good, don is great!!!

I follow the teachings of the Donnie llama.
by Kay Cee September 14, 2006
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Llah

Q: What do you call a clean idiot?
A: Soap on a dope.

Llah you're fucking stupid
by Amosc:theo_357 January 6, 2017
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Llamasexual

A furry metrosexual with a propensity towards llamas.
"Matt is such a llamasexual. The envy of every man, the nightmare of every llama."
by Lauren October 26, 2004
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Llama

The cutest animal ever that is very similar to an alpaca
I fangirled when I saw a llama, no jokes
by AmazingLlamaisnotonfire August 2, 2015
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llama

This is the sly way to say pussy without being crude or using proper term such vagina. It is taken because the shape of an actual llama's mouth is similar to one of a female southern lips. In addition, they both spit.

Coming from the song: "Don't Wanna Trust a Llama" REMIX by Chynaman feat. Savage

www.myspace.com/djchynaman
Let me pet your llama!

You know her llama has been around the block, no... the neighborhood, no... the community! lol

Ooo I wouldn't hit that cause everyone knows she has a dirty llama
by Chynaman June 20, 2009
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Mike the Llama

Nullsoft (makers of Winamp) mascot, a real llama (not a llama).
Winamp... It really whips the llama's ass!” (Winamp's motto)
by Darxide December 30, 2004
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llana

Did you see that beautiful girl, it must be Llana.
by bandchick55 June 11, 2014
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