Lisa Lampanelli

The most funny female insult comic on the face of the Earth. Even though most of her jokes are about race, gender, or sexual orientation, she is very funny. She the female Counterpart of Carlos Mencia because she talks about Race A LOT!

But she really needs her own show on comedy central or somewhere. She is the future.

SHe also love black men.

"I blow more black guys than Hurricane Katrina"-Lisa Lampanelli

"I better watch out, she might throw her 13 babies at me (referring to a hispanic woman in the crowd)"-Lisa Lampanelli

by Gozzy August 10, 2008

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mona lisa

A pretty girl who does'nt like to smile. Usually caused by a traumatic upbringing and/or bad relationships where she was taken for granted. Because of what she's been through, she does'nt realize how truly attractive she is or does'nt consider herself attractive anymore. A prime example of damaged goods.

Guy 1: Why does'nt the cutie that works at Starbucks smile more often? A pretty girl like that should be smiling all the time.
Guy 2: She's a mona lisa, bro.
Guy 1: Well, there's definitely a special place in hell for her ex boyfriends.

by GhostHunter September 22, 2005

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Lisa

Your alter ego...if you are drunk and you do something stupid, it was never actually you....it was Lisa.

Chelsea: You were so drunk last night that you walked into my parents room, woke them up and literally fell on your ass.

Beth: Oh, that was Lisa, not me!!!!

Chelsea: And you were throwing M&M's on the floor claiming they were the devil.

Beth: Again, it was Lisa. She was in full effect last night!

by Beth Charpentier January 5, 2009

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