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liberal tolerance

The belief that is doesn't matter what race, gender, religion, or sexual orientation a person is, as long as they never, ever disagree with you, and as long as that religion isn't Christianity.
Johnny got called a "stupid bible-thumping Christian sheeple" during a seminar on liberal tolerance, after saying that he didn't have a problem with seeing the Ten Commandments on display in a public courthouse.
by Dude Bob June 3, 2007
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closet liberal

Someone who has or won't come out saying they are a liberal. They often hide behind the fact their parents are conservative.
Damn Jimmy is being such a closet liberal.
by afwrrr76 June 5, 2015
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laser

Synonym for "cool". Used especially when one wants to draw attention to one's own dorkiness, as this term itself is dorky. For instance, one could use it to describe something which is cool only because oneself is a dork.
Alice: Heisenberg is speeding down the street and he gets pulled over by a cop and the cop is like "do you know how fast you were going?" and he says "no, but i know exactly where i am!"

Bob: hahaha laser!
by cool_walking_ April 1, 2009
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laser speed

The word that seems to be always said when you ask 'What are you doing?''
Me: "Yo, what have you been up to man?"
Jarrod: "Nothing, just chiilin, you know, laser speed."
by Cassidyxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx October 2, 2008
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Laser Gun Mirror

Similar to Rock Paper Scissors, except more real. (Why does paper beat rock :) ?)
Laser beats Gun (melts the bullet, then gun, and hand), loses to Mirror (reflects off and back at Laser)
Gun beats Mirror (shatters), loses to Laser (above)
Mirror beats Laser (Above), loses to Gun (above)
Laser is displayed by pointing with index finger only, palm down (to eliminate cheaters from toggle from Laser to Gun)
Gun is displayed by pointing with index finger, and thumb up (traditional gun gesture)
Mirror is displayed by open palm facing opponent, similar to stop signal
"Would you like to decide who eats the last Twinkie by playing Laser Gun Mirror?"
"Sure, let me finish my Fortnite round first though'
by Ultimate Carnage August 14, 2019
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liberal olympics

An event liberals compete in. The competitors try to outpass fellow liberals by saying a more "powerful" liberal statement.
Person 1: "We created a women-only programming online course."
Person 2: "That sounds misogynistic, why would women need a separate course?"
Person 1: "Oh please don't start Liberal Olympics now!"
by kotik69 October 19, 2020
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Facebook liberal

A gullible person with liberal views who constantly cries wolf and believes the sky is falling because they believe every liberal Facebook post and who shares fake news stories without thinking for a second whether or not they are true.
Ha Ha. This Facebook Liberal is sharing more fake news in her feed and whipping herself into another frenzy.
by bubba luva March 20, 2017
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