limp-dicking-it

Coming up short on what task you do.

Man this co-worker of mine was limp-dicking-it today.

by lazyboy August 14, 2013

lava-lamping

When you eat something unsettling with poo already in your rectum, the gas from the unsettling food then floats around your turds (like a lava lamp) creating intermittent pressure that you are afraid to release for fear of a shart!

I skipped my morning poo and after a spicy lunch I was lava-lamping at my desk.

by GoodeGuy July 25, 2011

limp biscut

A game that originated in Australia where a primarily male organization stands around a biscut and they take turns trying to ejaculate on it. The last one to hit the biscut has to eat it.

We were a Tom's house and we played limp biscut, thank god i wasnt last to hit the biscut.

by sarahbearaxxoo October 25, 2008

limited profiled

when a new facebook friend only allows you to see certain parts of their profile: this allows them to choose what information they can and can not see

I was limited profiled from my new co-worker, so bummed.

by mdm15pu March 22, 2009

Limited Profile

For people who you don't want on your facebook friends list, but would be too awkward to remove completely.

People probably on your limited profile: Great Aunt Susanne, former employers, the weird kid in your class who you get your notes off of, etc.

by adm2512 October 11, 2009

Limpah

Adj; A girl so ugly that she makes a man's penis go limp.

Damn, that girl is so ugly, she's a limpah.

by PrttyGrlsOnlyPls October 12, 2009

Limited Slip Differential

A type of automotive differential, that allows the driven wheels to spin at different speeds. However, unlike an open differential, an LSD has a mechanism to prevent the driven wheels from spinning too fast in relation to one another. This prevents a slipping wheel from robbing the power from the wheel with traction.

These properties lend themselves well for track driving, off-roading, inclement weather, drifting, and burnouts.

Awesome cars such as the R-34 Skyline and the Chevrolet Corvette can be found with a limited slip differential.

Different types of Limited Slip Differential include viscous, clutch-type, helical, and Torsen (torque-sensing).

by Thunderchin October 15, 2014