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Laptop leaner

To get an erection while using your laptop computer.
"Dude, my girlfriend and I were swapping some HOT e-mails and I ended up with a laptop leaner."
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A Lehnert 

To completely dominate in all aspects. 'A Lehnert' may be used when exceeding expectations involving women, cornhole, NHL 11, badminton, and or texting. A Lehnert is broken down from a space language '1337' and translated to prevent combustion and or blown ear drums.
Sam: You're what they call the full package Tom!

Tom: Oh Sam, just call me A Lehnert.
A Lehnert by theratm311 September 23, 2010
Someone who has a permanent erection. (aka constant viagra dosing)
That zzirGrizz guy is a total Lenners, he has more viagra in his dick than semen.
A term used for someone living lavishly and without regard of a budget
That guy in that hot air balloon is such a lenner
Lenner by k bizzzzle October 26, 2018
A line of coke.

You know, you gotta lean over to get at it.
Joey: Ey man, hit up this leaner?

Ted: Definately
leaner by doktorfunk November 2, 2005
Have you seen Lennex?
Yes he’s a god
lennex by Truthskys19 November 7, 2017