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cock length

unit of measurement which is 9 inches.
there are however local variations to this, the 9 inches quoted is generally recognised in England UK. but for example in Asia a cock lengtht is only recognised as 4 inches and in most African country's a cock length is claimed to be 11 inches but recent research (by my wife) shows this to be an exaggeration.
when wanting an 18 inch length of wood john shouted
"Richard pass me a piece of wood please"
"how long ?"
"about 2 cock lengths"
by breast inspector February 12, 2013
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Atheist Lent

Atheist Lent, originating in Colorado, is a popular holiday that is not tied to any single day and usually occurs multiple times per year.

It consists of 3 days of total deprivation, where followers abstain from all sexual activity and deprive their bodies of food and alcohol. Some lesser atheists eat small portions of raw fruits, nuts and vegetables, while the enlightened drink only water or their own urine for the 3 days and eat nothing (refered to as Joeing).

The night before Atheist Lent is kicked off with a large feast and night of intense and extended sexual activity.

Conventionally, the day following Atheist Lent, participants’ party, go boating, boarding, camping, etc… and consume large quantities of alcohol to take full advantage of the body’s ability to get drunk easier. Participants usually end up naked and passed out.
I'm the 'master of my domain,' I just survived Atheist Lent and can't wait to get drunk and play naked ping pong!
by CO Big Balls July 8, 2009
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Lentlemen

Formal way of describing the mix between a Male and Female (Lady & Gentleman) Also known as a Tranny.
Ladies, Gentlemen and Lentlemen
by Lucas Correa October 25, 2007
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length

"If you mix up length and breadth, a penis would be 6 inches wide and only an inch long"

"That ships breadth does not allow it to enter the channel, but I'd say it's length is pretty damn long for such a wide ship"
by _DV March 31, 2003
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Lentilist

Lentilist is a derogatory term for anyone with anti-car, anti-progress, anti-capitalist views. It particularly applies to filthy, scummy layabouts who spend their time protesting outside power stations instead of getting a fucking job, or middle-class socialist wankers with a guilt complex.

The term is derived from the assumption that people of this kind would rather eat lentils than a big juicy steak.

Also see: sandalist, yoghut weaver
Jane: "Oh, you shoud cycle to work, it's soooo much better for the environment"
Bob: "Fuck off you lentilist"
by Witchfinder March 21, 2007
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Lenk

To describe a heinous smell of unfathomable proportions.
Geezer : *parp*
Bredwin: *sniff* "Awwww mate, that fart is bare LENK!"
by jamuk83 December 31, 2010
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leaktwt

leaktwt is a small subsection of mcyttwt based on leaking personal information of multiple streamers. this subtwt is similar to fltwt, however they mainly focus on streamers such as dream, georgenotfound, wilbur soot and quackity.
person 1: oh this person just followed me, their bio says leaktwt

person 2: oh you should block them, those weirdos leak personal information of my uwu streamers >://
by blackberrykitti February 27, 2022
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