Eton Leap-frog

A physically exhaustive game where the frustrated young men of Britain's finest independent all-boys schools leap over each other's bare backsides, while taking care not to insert their dangling genitals. Many of these fine young men go on to join societies at Oxford and Cambridge, such as burn-a-fifty-quid- note-in-front-of-a-homeless-man society, or stick-your-todger-in-a-dead-pig club.

Monty Chumlington-Smythe; i say, isn't the debate on at the Young Conservatives tonight?

Tristram Farqhuar-pinklipz; I plan on taking some amyl nitrate then fatty Thompkins and I will Eton Leap-frog each other until Latin.

by Klaatu's Nikto December 6, 2017

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leap hole

A French colloquialism used to describe a woman's vagina(or the woman herself) that smells as if a mortally wounded bum crawled inside of it 23 days ago and died, creating a stench powerful enough to cause a man to leap from a 14th floor window.

I got drunk a Loreilei's this weekend and woke up next to a leap hole. I puked in my boots, put them on, and leaped out of the window. Luckily, her husband's Ford Ranger broke my fall.

by ZachE June 30, 2016

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