last day of school

the best and the worst day of the whole year. you're happy cuz you don't have to be with all the idiots that happen to go to your school. but you're freaking sad cuz you don't get to see any of your friends or accomplices for a whole summer.
on the last day of school you usually get to play games in all your classes but make sure you don't cuss at your teachers cuz they'll get you punished somehow. almost all girls and a few boys cry after the dissmisal bell rings

person 1: IT'S THE LAST DAY OF SCHOOL!!!!!!!!!!
person2: *sniffles* i know...

by honorband71 May 22, 2010

Last Minute Charge

The act of charging a cellphone/iPod for a short time right before leaving the house, as if it will make a difference. Usually done before leaving for a long trip.

Guy 1: We're leaving for the airport soon
Guy 2: SHIT! My iPod's battery's almost dead
Guy 1: Last minute charge, dude!

by ctoan September 21, 2011

last night

something you probably don't remember if your looking it up here.

ohhhh man last night was crazy!

you know this! lets do it again tonite!!

by TWISTER420 April 1, 2008

Last Measure

A site created by the GNAA, which opens windows of 6 shock sites that fly around so you cannot close them. It also plays really loud sounds of a guy saying "HEY EVERYBODY IM LOOKING AT GAY PORNO", a few minutes after, sounds become more loud and screams and a Jews.WMV (which is gay porn video) windows open really quickly, they may crash your computer if too many of them opens. Don't worry, this site won't harm your PC at all, there's about 5 ways to stop it:

-Get Avast! Antivirus which will automatically block last measure when you go to it
-Get NoScript or disable JavaScript, the site will not do anything if you go to it
-Press Ctrl+W when on it
-Go to task manager and end your browser task
-Shut down your PC and restart

Links to it:
<anything here>.on.nimp.org/<anything here (optional)>
halflife2.zoy.org
lastmeasure.zoy.org
doom3.zoy.org
freeipods.zoy.org

Trick: Hey dude
Guy B: hi
Trick: Wanna visit my cool site? It's awesome
Guy B: Yes!
Trick: OK, link:
Trick: ILoveNY.on.nimp.org
Guy B: What is it
Trick: A blog about my life
Trick: I live at NYC
Guy B: OK, sounds cool. Checking it
*HEY EVERYBODY IM LOOKING AT GAY PORNO JEWS.WMV AAAAAAAAA*
Trick: u there?
Guy B: YOU FUCKING BASTARD YOU GAVE ME A VIRUS HAPPY NOW FUCKING IDIOT?
Trick: HAHA you went to it! You got Last Measure'd!

by TNTX32 August 9, 2009

Last Call For McDoubles

When the least intoxicated person at the party makes a McDonald's run for all the drunk retards with the beer munchies. He collects his cash (often times being sober enough to rip others off) and proceeds to buy approximately 15 Dubs dripping in grease and Mac Sauce. This leads to late night satisfaction, but also leads to a disheartening array of beer shits the next morning.

Trey: "I ain't drunk! (Proceeds to vomit on sofa) Last Call For McDoubles!"
Jalen: "Ey add that mac sauce ya hurr? You feel me?"
Trey: "I feel you bro..."

by TheSouLOfGenIus January 15, 2014

Lasik Head

When you give your partner head and their orgasm is so strong, they are temporarily unable to see straight.

I was eating my girls ass out while rubbing her pussy and she came so hard she couldn’t see for over a minute . She was so happy she said, “damn babe, that was that lasik head”.

by DonMarie October 29, 2017

Last Born

Is a very loving and generous person. The last born is an introvert person, he hate chaos people. He always pampered by his parents. The last born is also known as Gaji Dada in Fulfulde Language.

He is such the last born.

by Engr. AMA September 16, 2020