The duration between the first sip of coffee and the body's reaction to caffeine. Generally, the speaker forces actions/words to come out faster than neural transmission without the aid of a catalyst (i.e., caffeine).
Though applicable throughout the workday, coffee lag is especially perilous during the early hours, such as the morning commute, team meetings, and pseudo-serious conversations about life.
Symptoms include rambling speech, awkward gestures, and grand delusions of vacation (often resembles daydreaming). Note: coffee lag in an attractive person can be misdiagnosed as a hot mess.
Though applicable throughout the workday, coffee lag is especially perilous during the early hours, such as the morning commute, team meetings, and pseudo-serious conversations about life.
Symptoms include rambling speech, awkward gestures, and grand delusions of vacation (often resembles daydreaming). Note: coffee lag in an attractive person can be misdiagnosed as a hot mess.
Bob: "...and-when-I-go-to-desk-I-make-copies-of-things-where-I-think-that-we-need-to-see-more-of-each-other-and-I-know-you-like-me-but-I'm-still-working-and-need-more-time-to-get-these-forms-back-to-you..."
Jane: "So what I think what you're saying is that you need a deadline extension...?"
Bob: (sips coffee)
Jane: "I'll just come back after your coffee lag wears off."
Jane: "So what I think what you're saying is that you need a deadline extension...?"
Bob: (sips coffee)
Jane: "I'll just come back after your coffee lag wears off."
by TexicanAg01 December 8, 2010
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The mother was dizzy and nauseated with "get lag" when her son's doctor told her that maybe her son's ADHD problems were just from watching too much TV.
by Lew Mills September 26, 2007
Get the get lag mug.A phrase used to describe the occurance in hold 'em style poker in which the cards on the flop match perfectly to the two cards held in your hand during the previous deal.
I experienced flop lag over and over again during last nights game. I had big slick, ace-king in the first hand and the dealer flopped a pair of aces and a king in the second hand.
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Get the flop lag mug.In a video game, when it lags so bad that everyone seems to just pop up out of no where "Lag-Zagging" around you.
Player 1 : Finally someone to kill. *Shoots guy over and over, and sees he is taking no damage*
Player 2: *Lags all around player 1, and kills him one shot*
Player 1: Damn it, he fucking lag-zagged me.
Player 2: *Lags all around player 1, and kills him one shot*
Player 1: Damn it, he fucking lag-zagged me.
by Coco Mojo March 16, 2010
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"Dude, I just got tagged in a photo album titled "prom 2007". That was 2 frickin' years ago... total tag lag."
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2. When one cannot ejaculate, or has sterile sperm.
2. When one cannot ejaculate, or has sterile sperm.
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