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Kavanaugh

To Lie, Lie, Lie.

To say you never blacked out, when your friend wrote about it in their book ("Wasted: Tales of a Gen X Drunk," available on Amazon)
To say Devil's Triangle is a drinking game. (Search Urban Dictionary)
To say "boofed" is farting, when it's short for butt f***. (Search the Definition on Urban Dictionary)
To say your house isn't close to the Country Club when it's 10 minutes away.
To say "I survived the FFFFFFFFFourth of July" was about a wind up to the F word, when it is clearly about drinking so much you thought you'd die.
He pulled a total Kavanaugh, saying Menage a Trois was a Book Reading Circle.
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Kavanaughed

Assuming that you will get away with sexual assault because your a white privileged, beer guzzling, Yale graduate, male judge.
After a night of bofing she claimed rape. I was Kavanaughed, therefore, all charges were immediately dropped by the GOP.
by TWSYF September 30, 2018
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Kavanaughed

A form of intoxication that results in extremely poor behavior and loss of memory. This loss of memory tends to last 30 plus years and all parties that cross paths with the kavanaughed individual Long term impact of getting kavanaughed is writing in calenders and keeping for 33 years, lifting weights with PJ and squi, and when asked by a United States senator a profession that "I like beer". Those who suffer "contact kavanaughed" only recall details when asked by major news networks
Tim and Matt got so fucking kavanaughed last night they have no recollection of how they got where they were and what they did
by Mrclean7821 October 13, 2018
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KAVANAUGHED

Completely blitzed on alcohol.
WEll I went to Jim's partner, got KAVANAUGHED and puked in his palm plant.
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Kavanaughed

To narrowly avoid being raped.
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Brett tried to rape me but I Kavanaughed out of there just in time.
by Frogkiller42 October 10, 2018
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Brett Kavanaugh

Only an equally disgusting and sexually devious creature would defend someone like Brett Kavanaugh
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kavanaughed

being a rapist in line for a seat on the supreme court in order to advance conservative white privilege ideologies and claim to represent the people of the united states but only represent the minority. to rape and consume alcohol then cry and whine infront of your peers showing little to no candor or backbone. without temperment. to be a serial rapist who will not show any pacification until he gets what he wants. to be on your knees infront of donald trump sucking his dick and swallowing his jizz.
melania trump was kavanaughed while stormy daniles was not. the entire country has just been kavanaughed. a possible serial rapist and alcoholic has just been appointed supreme court justice of the united states of america
by big abe comedy October 6, 2018
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