knob sobbed

to get your knob sobbed is to be the recipient of fellatio

Q:where were you bro ?
A:i was gettin' my knob sobbed by some chickenhead

by .:Kess:. February 13, 2004

knob tease

An incredibly attractive women or individual, who behaves provocatively in front of admirers, but never has any intention of engaging in sexual congress with said admirer.

See also: Cock Tease

Hunter: Did you see Becky at the club last night?! She was all over me!
Joe: Yeah she was on fire!

Johnny: Yeah dude but you’ll never hit that, she’s just a knob tease.

by WolfTears May 11, 2018

Knob Snot

A viscous liquid salty to the taste that leaks from the end of an over excited penis.

He wiped his Knob Snot on the inside of his trousers rather than use a tissue.

by Squinks February 3, 2010

Rotch Knob

When your dick stinks so bad after banging a chick with a absolute rotten crotch.

I wouldn't call that escort service braaaaaaahhhh. The last three hook ups I've had left me with rotch knob. It took days to wash it away.

by Eaton Holgoode March 8, 2017

Suicide Knob

A knob placed on your steering wheel allowing you to drive with one hand, leaving the other free to put around your date.

Keith's put a suicide knob on his steering wheel so he could have one arm around Caroline while he is driving.

by OneBadAsp October 24, 2006

knob rot

a disabilitating disease inflicted upon a mans purple headed warrior, often carried by ugly fat tarts, and transmitted during sexual acts.

Warning alcohol can make tarts look attractive.

Your in the jungle, a trooper is down, gangrenes setting in, "Who's used all the penicillin?" "Oh mark pattson sir, he's got knob rot of some tart"

by Vex August 29, 2003

knob eye

The art of poking an erect penis into someones eye for a laugh and then shouting about it.

While enjoying a bit of foreplay, he thought it would be funny to knob eye his girlfriend.

by weaseltowers December 27, 2007