klept

Keeping something you have been given or borrowed without being exactly entitled to do so.

He was dumb enough to lend me the book, so I klept it.

by James M. Brown February 9, 2004

Keester

to insert an object or animal into one's anal cavity

richard gere keestered a hamster and unfortunately it got stuck

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<man 1> man i wish we had some blow for this long flight

<man 2> dont worry bro i keestered an 8ball im bout to head to the bathroom right now to get it out

by the ju1ce August 18, 2003

Kest Gak

A sticker usually slapped on surfaces around NYC as a tag. It is rumored to resemble the logo of a streetwear brand discontinued in 2002.

“Hey! That’s a Kest Gak sticker on a train!”

by Unusual987 December 4, 2020

Kester

Kester is a sweet heart who has a big heart,he makes me smile and laugh and listerns to me on facetime ,hes a handsome boy with braids Xx

Heey kester,your dank b 😁

by Hbbjdodb1279 July 26, 2018

Alcohol-induced kleptomania

A feeling brought on by alcohol that creates an irresistible urge to steal random items. The individual suffering from this condition may or may not be a kleptomaniac in everyday sober life.

Cop #1: The suspect apparently polished off three old-fashions and snagged a DVD from the victim's house.

Cop #2: Classic case of alcohol-induced kleptomania.

by PatD13 June 9, 2012

klepto

Short for 'kleptomaniac', 'klepto' is a person obsessed with stealing.

"You don't wanna trust Rob with your keys, man, he's a klepto!"

"She's completely klepto."

by Raventooth July 31, 2004

kleptic

Infamous underground computer hacker & phreaker. In the early 90's walked the line of white and black hat with a few minor charges. Now is a network admin for a small company in the Widwest. He now is the editor for an online hacking magazine known as, "Outbreak."

See, outbreak

kleptic will rock the gerbils in your afro.

by William B. Gadget` November 23, 2003