A ranga who roams the streets of Haberfield with his cock out in his Mazda 3. He is known to be married to his ps4 and secretly eats pork with his Muslim dad who is also named Abed. Abed is a force to be reckoned with.
"hey, are you going to Haberfield this weekend?"
"Nah bro I heard Abed Khalifa will be roaming and I Haberfield want my testicles cut off"
"Nah bro I heard Abed Khalifa will be roaming and I Haberfield want my testicles cut off"
by abed ate my kids November 4, 2018
Get the Abed Khalifa mug.James Khalife is a boy with a kind heart and a clear mind. A lady's man who attracts anyone who has good taste. Loves playing video games and spamming people with the snapchat sticker 'Celebrate Black History'. Is known to constantly ask for huggy wuggies and say 'yeah epic' to avoid awkward, crushing silences.
Woah James Khalife is so cool. I wish I was friends with him.
I heard James Khalife say time flies by in the yellow and green. he's so wise!
I heard James Khalife say time flies by in the yellow and green. he's so wise!
by hiya im benny boo March 11, 2019
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As Robyn Crawford mention on the Wendy Williams show; her and Whitney Houston was going down to the studio and “Squat Like Khalif” for Wendy Williams when she came out and confront her about all of negative comments about them on her radio show.
by MQGYVER November 13, 2019
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by khara in my teez September 5, 2022
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Someone who says they will be there when you need them but cannot be found when you are in a sticky situation.
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Someone who says they will be there when you need them but cannot be found when you are in a sticky situation.
Guy 1: Yo man, can you please help me study for the really hard test tomorrow.
Guy 2: Sure man, but I don't have time today but I can help you tomorrow morning before school. I'll be there for you.
Guy 1: Thanks man.
NEXT DAY, GUY 2 DOESN'T SHOW UP. GUY 1 GETS AN F- ON HIS TEST.
AT LUNCHTIME, GUY 2 SHOWS UP.
Guy 1: Now here you are! Man, you DJ Khaled me so hard, thanks to you I got an F-!
Guy 2:
Guy 2: Sure man, but I don't have time today but I can help you tomorrow morning before school. I'll be there for you.
Guy 1: Thanks man.
NEXT DAY, GUY 2 DOESN'T SHOW UP. GUY 1 GETS AN F- ON HIS TEST.
AT LUNCHTIME, GUY 2 SHOWS UP.
Guy 1: Now here you are! Man, you DJ Khaled me so hard, thanks to you I got an F-!
Guy 2:
by LivingHell1! May 7, 2020
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khalifa is a very (funny) guy, who hates (liars) af
he’s very kind and (very annoying) at the same time
he (enjoys) being stupid and silly, he usually doesn’t sleep a lot idk why
he (hates) life and he’s soooo (good) as a (friend)
khalifa is a very (funny) guy, who hates (liars) af
he’s very kind and (very annoying) at the same time
he (enjoys) being stupid and silly, he usually doesn’t sleep a lot idk why
he (hates) life and he’s soooo (good) as a (friend)
by xxanonymoussx May 19, 2019
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