A dumbass who never shuts up, always talking about Starwars and is irrelevant to the situation. This creature is blonde with blue eyes and a face full of polka dots his hobbies are watching anime, Roleplay, and has an interest in seeking attention. if you see this creature, please contact the authorities immediately, and if you kidnap him don't feed him milk he is a milkaholic and will turn full-fledged idiot.
by amlas mahchcam March 13, 2020
Get the keldan mug.This is the bitchiest slaggiest girl ever if she isn't a slag now she will be the biggest one in the years to come. She is one to take friends away and can be very manipulative so watch out friends of Keran, because if you have a friend called Keran I'm deeply apologetic for you as she is an repulsive spasticated ginger minger.
Sam: "Omg loookk at the girl she is such a Keran"
Joseph: "I know she has slept with everything that has pulse S L A G"
Joseph: "I know she has slept with everything that has pulse S L A G"
by Kristen blahghagha March 6, 2014
Get the keran mug.A magazine popular in the UK that follows the doings of lots of rock and punk bands. Its generally £2.10 and is hated on by people for only covering Green Day, Slipknot and Linkin Park. Whereas if they actually READ the thing or watched the channel or even the radio version then they would know that they do LOADS of other bands. I buy it every week, its awesome.
Dude: Did you get Kerrang this week?
Hater: Fuck no! All they ever cover is shitty Linkin Park!
Dude: Oh that's funny. Look! An interview with Ozzy Ozborne! Oooo and one with Asking Alexandria AND Patrick Stump! Was Kurt Cobain murdered? Well you may never know because you're too fucking narrow minded to read it!
Hater: Fall Out Boy's emo why the hill did they interview that fag! I thought they did rock!
Dude: *kills self*
Hater: Fuck no! All they ever cover is shitty Linkin Park!
Dude: Oh that's funny. Look! An interview with Ozzy Ozborne! Oooo and one with Asking Alexandria AND Patrick Stump! Was Kurt Cobain murdered? Well you may never know because you're too fucking narrow minded to read it!
Hater: Fall Out Boy's emo why the hill did they interview that fag! I thought they did rock!
Dude: *kills self*
by CondescendingWanker May 26, 2014
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by Thumbsucker January 14, 2019
Get the Keerani mug.Really great guy! Will stick his neck out for you. Always got your back, good looking. Got a cut throat body. Looks like a celebrity. Sexy and smart.
Wow, he looks like a Kerran
by Kingdefs123 June 1, 2020
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Get the kerang mug.A "Keiran Barbour" is an often misunderstood creature running around trying to show his dominance by shooting innocent pedestrians with a fake firearm (often a bus pass or wallet). The mating rituals of such a creature are mysterious but must happen as said creature will often chant "At least I fancy somebody"
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