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The John F Kennedy

when one guy is fucking a chick and his buddy is hiding in the closet jacking off when the fuckee is about to come he puts the girl on her knees and the buddy sneaks out of the closet and they both shoot a load on her and the buddy sneaks back into hiding. Thus creating a two shooter theory.
me and carl fucking did the john f kennedy to linda.
by cheeinst October 3, 2008
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Kennedy

Kennedys are fun to be around and are absolutely gorgeous! You will never want to look away! You always want to be around kennedys. They are smoking hot and unforgettable. You would be very lucky to date a kennedy.
I wish I could date kennedy, shes gorgeous, but way out of my league...
by i only tell the truth May 23, 2016
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kennedale

a tiny tiny town in texas, youve never heard of it. ghetto beyond belief, yet terribly hillbilly at the same time. home to some racetrack no one really gives a shit about. full of people who think theyre the shit because they shop at abercrombie & straighten their hair, when compared to the rest of the world their just as unclassy as the people they hate on. great school district with a nice athletics program, thats about all theyve got going for them. 6 square miles of pure stupidity. an early death wish for people who dare to remain.
person 1: damn mannn my cousin lives in kennedale
person 2: what the fuck is a kennedale?
by sydney! April 12, 2008
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Kwaned

Having an enormous amount of food given to you by another person when he/she is moving or leaving town.

Getting Kwaned usually involves multiple garbage bags full of food.
Roommate: "Woah, where did all of this food come from? There's enough here to feed an army for two weeks!"

Other Roommate: "We got Kwaned."
by IFRS-Man September 2, 2010
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Kennedy Williams

She's the best friend anyone could ask for. She's always there for you no matter what. She's beautiful and smart and an extremely good singer. She can be weird and crazy but that just makes her who she is. She keeps her head up no matter what she's going through. She's one if the greatest people you will ever meet!
Kennedy Williams is the best!!!

Kennedy Williams is my best friend!!!
by Slytherinprincess January 7, 2012
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Kenedy Texas

A small town in Texas where all the girls do is have sex (even with cousins) and all the guys do is smoke pot. Incest is common.
Kenedy Texas may be one of the worst towns in Texas
by Johnkelu April 27, 2017
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Kennedy Morky discharge parade

Named after the famous 12th century Arab slaughtered by his family for 'arsing', this is the scene when someone has diarrhoea as they are running, which leads to feacal momentum spray.
In Bangkok I got gastro and ended up giving the hostel guests a free Kennedy Morky discharge parade.
by Zonal K August 21, 2019
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