Karli

A girl, usually blonde, with a flat chest but a very large butt, that she enjoys showing off, often called a "ghetto booty". She has teeth that are very straight, but are very yellow. She talks in severe mono-tone and almost never shows any emotion. People around her usually feel very uncomfortable when having a conversation with her. She is extremely atheist, and is inconsiderate about other people's feelings about religion. She thinks she is very hot but people who know her tend to disagree. She also has a terrible sense of style that most people deem "cheep" and "unclassy." Over-all she is someone who tries to be a total attention whore, but nobody gives a shit.

1: "Oh my goodness, who is that girl wearing ugly ass sweatpants and a sweat shirt?!?!"
2:"Good god...Thats a definite Karli."

1: "Yeah, My boyfriend saw this one girl with a huge ass, and he whistled at her, and when she turned around... he saw what she looked like...he projectile vomited all over my face..."
2: "Damn...That must be one ugly ass Karli."

by KoolManLady January 23, 2011

Karlianys

She really smart likes being with her friends, she funny, people think she’s pretty ,gets a lot of boys but wants one that won’t break her heart ,likes to talk but mostly be on social media

Karlianys is really nice

by Chill kid August 20, 2019

christmas karling

- The hybrid act crossing an assault hot karl and christmas carroling.

While posing as those annoying people who come to your door around christmas time and sing, you secretly have a tube sock/brown paper bag...etc full of your fiber fudge. Just when the unsuspecting idiot realizes that you suck at singing, start pelting him with shit until he begs for mercy... then hit him/her a few more times.

This guy totally stiffed me when I was delivering a pizza to his house last weekend. I think we should go christmas karling... show him the holiday spirit.

by tim March 21, 2005

Kalicia

Someone who does'nt get the point.

03:02 <Kalicia> comm
03:02 <Kalicia> I dont care what he says.
03:02 <Kalicia> I really dont
03:02 <Kalicia> I care about the people who I talk to all the time sideing with him.
03:02 (comm) then get new friends
03:03 <Kalicia> See, if this was you, you'd be doing something about it.
03:03 (comm) are we souposse to make people like you?
03:03 (comm) not really
03:03 <Kalicia> No
03:03 (comm) i dont hang out were im not wanted

by poopman September 22, 2003

kartic

a cool guy who is sometime straight and like gwen stenfani muther fucker

kartic u poohead eww eww eww i love ashley

by Jordan Sheldrick April 20, 2005

Karliness

Karliness is a lifestyle for anyone who eats a lot, take pictures of food, listen to a lot of indie music and watches porn when alone. If you do all of this then you are a Karline.

Boy:Babe, you are such a Karliness, i saw you watching porn yesterday when i was out your window.

Girl:I was looking for new indie music to listen to!!

by Karlyx3 August 29, 2009

Karlie Kloss

A model who is embarrasingly tall and always hangs out with Taylor Swift

Neil: Hey I just saw Karlie Kloss
Harry: Who that model chick who is Six inch and fake bestie of Taylor swift?

by ElizabethFJane June 5, 2016