jaggered

The event in which a girl friend zones you or brother zones you when you ask her out. The term originates from Jagger, who literally always gets friend zoned.

“Oh my ducking god dude I’m really gonna get Jaggered by this girl rn”

by jkalvb April 13, 2019

Jagger

A boy who can stick it into any girl he wants and he has a rock hard that he can kill Godzilla with. When he is yoloing on the streets I wouldn't mess with him because he will rape you and you will never be able to fuck again

1. Oh Jagger has a dick like a john Cena it's so smooth and I would die to touch it oh yeah lick lick

by hgnzvx hcnt3bfms ncbemns cx April 30, 2019

Jagger

That one heartbreaker🥺

Hey, isn’t Jagger the one who hurt you ?

by AlYviA WiSdOm🥺🦋❤️‼️ January 27, 2020

Jagger

that one typical heartbreaker everyone hates😌

“fuck you jagger”

by AlYviA WiSdOm🥺🦋❤️‼️ April 20, 2020

Jagger Pineda

one gay ass boy, has a chode and looks like the fifth ninja turtle who has an extra chromosome lmao

EW, who would want to be like a jagger pineda
Jaggy is a faggy

by poist manties June 1, 2020

Jagger

Chill guy very smart and kind. Will put others before himself. Jagger is most likely a nerd.

Jagger is a genius.

by JagJaxn November 15, 2020

Jagger

Jagger is hyperbole to describe big dickness. As famous philosopher max lee once said, there are 6 main stages to penis size - "extra smol, smol, medium, large, extra large, and jagger". Jagger is the epitome of sexiness and big dickness and some say his dick is even bigger than Ju Han's (7.88878e+9 inches). His cock is so thick it could be used as a river dam. His balls are so big that he can solve the water crisis with his semen production. He cums so fast he can solve the energy crisis by attaching a water turbine to his dick. Jagger is so sexy and sexy is so jagger. neeeeh.

"Bro, you actually have a jagger dick. I can see it poking out of your pants."

by redcreeper947 March 17, 2021