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Wall Street Journal

to Wall Street Journal (verb): Snipping out part of a video or audio track and completely removing the context.
Person 1: Yo, did you hear that everyone is calling Bill Gates a racist?
Person 2: Oh, I've seen his talk yesterday against racism, someone must've Wall Street Journaled a segment out of it
by customer_support April 6, 2017
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Journaling

The act of repeatedly striking your genitals with a rolled up A4 note pad, it is claimed to relieve writer's block.
Have you seen Harry recently?

No, the last time I saw him he said he was going to his room to do some journaling.

Ok I'll check his room.
by Comedy Continuum January 2, 2023
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hit-and-run journalism

Reporting on a story, then when the story turns out to be a hoax, you don't retract the story.
The Jessie smollett saga is pure hit-and-run journalism
by Sexydimma September 19, 2022
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Slop Journalism

1. The journalistic equivalent of reheated cafeteria leftovers — rushed, messy, and guaranteed to make you regret consuming it. Facts are half-cooked, quotes are cherry-picked, and Twitter drama is treated like Watergate.

2. Reporting so desperate for clicks it sacrifices accuracy, nuance, and dignity. Think: screenshots of tweets as “investigations,” anonymous DMs as “whistleblowers,” and influencers’ bad hair days framed as “the downfall of society.”
Taylor Lorenz is the LeBron James of slop journalism.
by Uhhhhh BaaaAAaased August 31, 2025
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