Jonny West

Sex of the hand, masturbating a woman.

I totally gave her a jonny west last night, she came all over the place

by Andy.T December 23, 2008

jonny stead

The bruised outside ring of an anus after intense anal intercourse or other such regional trauma. also a footballer

I couldn't sit down for a week my jonny stead was playing up

by shaun ey February 17, 2010

Jonny Depp

Like Orlando Bloom, Mr. Depp is over-rated, and looks good in eye-liner. Although his acting is supurb, and he is a mighty hot beast, people take their love for him, WAY TOO FAR!

This chick wrote a book about raping Jonny Depp, how sick!

by Krista April 6, 2005

Jonny Purvis

The combination of Jonny, which simply means condom, and Purvis meaning pervert, it is a person that perverses over people, but does use a condom. This is quite a new era of perverts, but is a step up from the original non-condom using perverts.

That lad has just gone and done a Jonny Purvis, that girl didn't see what was coming!

by Fatkins Diet February 11, 2009

Jonny Crowther

a guy i know who knows me also

very hot, very cool, slightly strange

by hitcher January 19, 2005

Jonni

Child pervert

O no jonni has my child

by Negger 23 January 30, 2020

Jonny Hunt

noun ; A soft, innanimate object. Contact with will most likely result in a serious rash, or irritation. Latches on to anything in close proximity. Prone to break under pressure.

verb; under-perform

noun; 'Oh look, there's a Jonny Hunt over there'
'oh no, let's get out of here, before it comes near us'

verb; 'oh no, i've just done a jonny hunt.'
'what do you mean?'
'i fucked up'

by Oxford chapter for prevention of lies November 12, 2008