Jonathan

A mexican nigga who owns a elota stand

That nigga Jonathan better give me some elotas

by You thought I was feeling u? October 28, 2022

Jonathan

a Jonathan is a man I could never let go of. he's adorable, nice, charming, beautiful. his smile lights up the world like nothin else. no matter how sad, angry, depreso expreso, you are he can always light up your mood. his laugh is contagious, you can never be sad w him. He's an all around giddy person anyone would love to have in their life.

person: your friends with Jonathan lucky!
person 2: ikr

by urmomthabom.com October 20, 2019

Jonathan

Jonathan is handsome, cool, nice, not a simp, skilled kisser, good at sports, ripped, and has a long dick.

Girl 1: damn he’s cute as fuck. Girlfriend: damn you have a long one
Girl 2: I know right his name is Jonathan Jonathan: I’m not even hard tho

Girl 1: to be honest he got me wet as fuck. Girlfriend: wait so it can go longer nice can’t wait 😝

Girl 2: that’s what every girl says about him

by Anonymous83838 November 10, 2020

Jonathan

Someone too edgy to understand that smite is a game that involves the possibility of losing and is stuck in world where things happen and he has no control over them

I played smite with Jonathan and now I want to paint my nails black and eat a hotdog

by Fioana November 6, 2020

Jonathan

A person who is good looking and has good personality and someone you can never forget. His amazing dick is going to make you always coming back for more.

Janise: jonathan is so kind
Susie: his dick bomb as well

by Jessie lewis November 22, 2021

Jonathan

A very bad rapist. He has a problem with rejection. Also likes to disrespect peoples homes.

Hey Jonathan leave me alone.

by Miani April 14, 2021

Jonathan

Jonathan er den type gutten jentene faller for. Han er en gledesspreder. Øynene hans glinser i sola og smilet han lyser opp rommet. Han er en god kysser og vet hva han driver med. Mange jenter er forelska i han men han er bare interessert i 1 spesiell jente. Han har en mørk og rolig stemme og det glatte håret. Han har myke hender og han er ganske høy. Han er egt helt perfekt!

Jente: jeg er så forelska i en gutt!
Anen jente: la meg gjette, er det Jonathan?
Jente: JA! Han er perfekt

by Kulekidserdert June 13, 2020