Jomosexual

a guy named joe.. who's friends just made up the name because he made up names for them

Joe: hey Handog
Hannah: shut your face Jomosexual

by HannahBrown December 16, 2008

jomo

To go through life having moments of unintelligence in all fields of thought.

John: Where do babies come from?
Geoff: Jomo!

by awfycooper March 22, 2011

Jombob

Sport which involves large boulders being dropped in nine-day-old pea pudding and being thrown at small geese in the middle of a large field of barley - played by the people of Morrchobb, who are notoriously picky when concerning the age of the pudding

The Jombob tournament is held every year on the feast day of St. Koo-doo.

by Caliban November 18, 2003

Jomo

Jomo, originally created to ridicule my friend Joseph(But in a friendly way of course) Jomo is the abbreviation for Joe the homo, which later turned into Jomo the homo. Then the name stuck! As much has he didn't like, and still doesn't. That is what I will continue to call him. Joseph, or Jomo is my best friend! He is awesome best friend!(:

Jomo, stop singing! I'm trying to talk to you!

by GenaBugg March 23, 2010

Jampon

The love of my life!!!!!!

Jampon is my bestest friend ever!

by MAGDALENA July 16, 2003

Jomo

Acronym for "your momma." Pronounced joh-mo.

I saw jomo at the mall yesterday.

by e2rnty October 11, 2007

Jomp

Basicaly a glomp, while screaming about how much you adore the jomp-ee and how much you want to shag them. Used by many fangirl twards her lust object.

Fangirl: *sees Orlando Bloom* O_O AAAAIEEE. *tackles* OHEMGEEILOVEYOUIWANTYOUINSIDEMERIGHTNOWLET'SGOHAVEHOTSTEAMYSEXINTHEJANITOR'SCLOSETCANIHAVEYOURBABY?

by San November 1, 2004