Johned

A term frequently used in Norse mythology dating back to the age of Thrain. It was said that one could only become Johned if they were truly two Peters. The equation of 2 peters equaling a John is still highly challenged in certain academic circles.

- I was so Johned last night I became a Peter.

by 2 Peters = John September 19, 2015

Johnstown

A small town full of nasty ass hoes who like to accuse their ex’s of knocking them up then faking losing a kid, they also had really bad aids

Girls that live in Johnstown are nasty as fuck

by Real_ass_bitch4200 April 10, 2019

Johnathan

A pretty cool dude. He’s a true gentleman through and through and can cheer you up in an instant. He breathes well and sometimes too well.If you kiss his girl or kill his dog he’ll be fine with it but not if you do both. Don’t ask him about it or he gets upset but he know how to get around some vampires. Again don’t ask about it.

Person A: Hey look it’s johnathan
Person B: IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING JOJOS REFERENCE?!?!?
Person A: have you been taking drugs again?

by IjustlikeJoJo April 28, 2020

joneth

someone who is the best wifey <3 and short <3 bde strong tho

joneth is a real one yhyh

by kaheehee October 18, 2020

Johnathan

Johnathan is A handsome lightskin with big brown eyes and a huge dick

Dang I wish my dick was as big as Johnathan's

by Jrmoneyboy March 11, 2017

Jamie Johnston

Actor - Best known for playing Peter Stone in Degrassi: the Next Generation.

Gorgeous green eyes. Pretty face.

Ignorant Person: Isn't Jamie Johnston like... a jerk?
Exasperated Person: That's Peter, the CHARACTER he plays. NOT him. Idiot.

by joey baby October 16, 2008

Johnston

Issa dick, dude.

"My girl was getting all up on my Johnston, like she want it for a fucken meal."

by Cyber Psycho January 19, 2020