Jordan/Jordon

A fuckboy no matter who he is.... not even skin color

Dont date him he's such a jordan/jordon

by Cam1404 March 10, 2016

jadon

What you get when u mix a hobit with a spoon. An interesting and unusual creature that lives under most ordinary people's beds. It is also rumoured that if you bug them whilst in study mode that they wont say happy birthday, even when it is your birthday.

"ZOMG did you see my vomit the other night?

It was such a Jadon"

by Courtney June 20, 2006

Jodo

Leader of a group of gaming assholes. Plays any game with PvP and typically leads a pack of ruthless asshats with him. Always known for saying "Fuck yea TEst! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!"

Person 1: Have you met Jodo yet?
Person 2: Yea. He's a real cockmongler.

by Not Jodo January 22, 2009

Jordon

The way ignorant people/people born before 1970/people in Human Resources spell the name Jordan.

My name is spelled "Jordan" like the country, the river, the basketball player, etc. but every time I get a new job someone in HR decides it must be spelled "JordOn".

by vuck June 21, 2016

Jadon

A irrelevant piece of trash that thinks he the shit and disrespects females to feel better about himself, salter than the sea.

"That Jadon kid seems chill"
"Naww b he hella salty and disrespectful"

by Prncsac March 23, 2017

Jadon

A man that LOVES sucking dick.

like REALY loves sucking dick

“Hey look there’s Jadon”
“wow Jadon’s REALLY sucking that thing down”

by Ballsmiester July 24, 2021

Jodo

The inevitable post masturbation nap. As in- jack off, doze off.

Got home from work early today and had myself a nice jodo.

by Unique123 October 10, 2012