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jizzfest

A sexual experience involving several male participants and one or two female participants, in which the female recieves a huge amount of jizz to the face.
God Derek! That was an amazing jizzfest, did you see how much jizz she had on her tits and face and arse and head. Jesus there was loads of jizz. Jizz everywhere, even in her hair. What a jizzfest

Your right Cuthbert, shitloads of jizz.
by Jizzle McJizzmiester March 13, 2005
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Towel Jizzer

Someone who jizzes in a towel, groaning under their sheets at night, only to be found by your unsuspecting roommate.
ie: Jantzen.
by NarNar October 7, 2004
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Jizzism

Jizzism is a growth based solely on comedy. There are three founding fathers of Jizzism creating the trinity of Jizz, they are: Love, Hate and Gyrate.

The sole belief of Jizzism is that a person/being can do or say anything so long as it is funny and harms no other sentient being.

To Jizzist you must simply appreciate that comedy is a constant in the world and everything that happens can be laughed at, thus eliminating the need for violence. Then you must accept the Jizz all over your face.

Jizzism was created in the footsteps of the himalayas where the founding fathers gathered in the town of Dharamsala to create the growth. The only text created describing the foundations of Jizzism was lost enroute to Everest base camp in Nepal thus eliminating any record. This has led to the growth only spreading by word of mouth, however, it still spreads.
John: Your a twat...jizzism
by jizztits March 1, 2009
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jezziel

This person is normally Mexican he is considered a Mexican drug dealer to most he is funny caring and has a lot of friends. You could say he's popular.
"Yo jezziel you got my drugs"
by Ur.fave.phyco_123 February 27, 2017
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jizzercism

Expelling demons through the use of jizz.
Suzie seemed a little down today. She just went through a jizzercism.
by jizzamo June 14, 2010
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Jizzissippi

When you drop such a huge load on a girl that it forms a river... of jizz.
I see the Jizzissippi is making its way down to the Bat Cave.
by Sir Jizz-a-lot September 13, 2012
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jizzitation

when ur guy jizzes on a girls titty during sexual relations and looks like she lactated.
"i thought i was lactating Nancy! then he told me it was just jizzitation."
by Nefertiti1275 April 28, 2007
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