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Central Jersey

Central Jersey is the portion of New Jersey between North Jersey and South Jersey. The actual boundaries are debatable, but if you're from Central Jersey you know it. New Jerseyans not from Central Jersey may deny the existance of a Central, but they probably have vistited to go down the shore.

Central Jersey has lots of diners, lots of NY commuters, and is the place where both Bruce Springsteen and Bon Jovi reside. It's where Kevin Smith is from, and where his store "Jay and Silent Bob's Secret Stash* is (Red Bank). Danny DeVito features Asbury Park, a Central Jersey town, in his movies, because that's where he's from. It's approximately an hour fifteen to NYC and about an hour 45 to Cape May.

It's suburbia. With Jersey attitude.
"What part of Jersey you from?"
"Central." *pause* "Red Bank? Belmar?... about 45 minutes north of Wildwood. Exit 105."
by lady joe April 3, 2005
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New Jersey Giants

A term used by loyal New York Giants fans from the Jersey Metro Area due to the undeniable fact that the Giants play in East Rutherford, New Jersey and that seventy percent of the awesome people who attend the New York Giant's games are from New Jersey. The term also allows such New Jersians to remember the days of Lawrence Taylor "L.T." and dream of the team reinstating the big "Giants" insignia on the side of their blue helmets.
"The New Jersey Giants play in Giants Stadium which is located in East Rutherford, New Jersey where even some special olympics teams such as the New York Jets attempt to play full contact football."
by Aaron Throws Up The Shocker October 4, 2006
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Goin' to Jersey

Taking' a woman by the back door (i.e., anal sex).
Hey John, I'm Goin' to Jersey with Jen tonight, and she's gonna moan all the way to pleasure town!
by Ryan Eaves May 8, 2006
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Jersey Divorce

Ending a marriage by the violent murder of a spouse.
Bob Jersey Divorce 'd his wife, he "accidentally" ran her over with his Camaro.
by Kev H August 11, 2007
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Jersey pride

The reason why most Jersyians (including me) think we are are the best state and think we are better than you.Its also the reason why some people from Jersey like to yell JERSEY!when asked were they are from from and when out of state like to get the nick-name Jersey (to my knowledge nobody from any other state gets there state name as a nick-name when out of state) Jersey pride my came from years of people from other states putting Jersey down and making fun of it.Therefore being from Jersey,we feel we must defend it.
guy1:hey man were ya from
Jerseyian:JERSEY!
guy2:so wuts your name?
Jerseyian:my names Steve but you can call me Jersey.
Guy1 talking to guy2:whats up with that guy?
guy2 to guy1:its cool hes just got a little bit of Jersey pride.
by JerZeyCJ October 23, 2009
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New Jersey Steamroller

While having sex with a girl doggy style, you ejaculate onto a dirty sock (smellier the better) and shove it in the girl's face. You then proceed to roll over her (as if you are a steamroller) and mash her face into the dirty sock.
While driving on the NJ turnpike:

Man #1 - "Wow, it smells awful."

Man #2 - "Reminds me of the time I gave that stripper from Westwood a New Jersey Steamroller."
by WestwoodAll-Star June 24, 2010
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