Canadian Jelqing

To Jelq one must yank thy penis to enlarge,
Canadian Jelqing is to put a large source of Maple Syrup, cheese, Gravy, Snow, Moose hide, on the tip of the penis to enlarge it

Hey dude have you heard anything about Canadian Jelqing Lets try it!

by THEjelqmaxer August 7, 2024

Jewish Jelqing

The act of a Jewish man stretching out his penis to try and attempt to make an impact on the population, due to the sheer size of Jewish peoples tiny penises.

"Hey I'm Jewish, I'm Jewish Jelqing"

"I don't fucking care"

by Matthew Munt May 6, 2024

cross-jelqing

When you jelq so many times your penis forms a cross shape, inwhich you can pledge your allegiance to The Lord, Jelq-Jesus

"Oh you see that guy, Dave?"
"Yeah"
"I'm pretty sure that he was cross-jelqing last night"

by bananaxqc2.0 June 24, 2025

To Do A Jevin

To forget to share your screen in a zoom meeting but act like you have shared your screen.

Named after Professor Jevin West at the University of Washington who does this all the time.
Coined by Professor Carl Bergstrom in class.

"Can everyone see my screen, I do not want to do a Jevin." Professor Bergstrom

by EwanMcGod October 19, 2020

Mavin Street Jelqing Jive

A dance act performed at 9 Mavin Street when the guys are caught too short. The dance increases the elasticity of the penis and forcibly elongates it making the individual well hung. It is only one of the many manoeuvres in the Mavin Street arsenal

Girl 1”Where are the holy men of mavin street?”
Postman “looks like they have had a day of doing the Mavin Street Jelqing Jive”

by JimmyTomlinson2 January 16, 2024

Peanut butter jelqing

When two men cover each others genitalia in peanut butter and jelly, they then rub their shafts together to make a PBJ, they don’t stop until one person cums. Whoever didn’t cum has to lick all of the peanut butter and jelly off of the other person

“Oh boy I really can’t keep doing peanut butter jelqing, Aaron always wins I’m tired of licking up everything”

by Silly bug guy March 5, 2025