Jayton

A funny ass person but is a player and will fuck your bitch without even thinking about it .

Jacob don't be like jayton

by Oral man November 3, 2019

Jayson Blair

The act of blatantly state something as fact even though you have not even the vaguest idea what you are talking about.

Named after the NY Times reporter that made up entire stories.

by Ryan December 7, 2003

Jargonaut

One who travels through the deepest depths of hell, in search of new jargon. Typically travels with other jargonauts, never leaves home without blank DVDs (in case "Mr. & Mrs. Smith could possibly be pirated off of someone they encounter on the way).

Has jargonaut lost his mind?
Can jargonaut see or is jargonaut blind?
Can jargonaut walk at all,
Or if jargonaut moves will he fall?
Is jargonaut alive or dead?
Has jargonaut thoughts within jargonaut's head?
We’ll just pass jargonaut there
Why should we even care?

by Carl Engelke April 18, 2006

The Jayson

The art of pushing a tuba out of your vagina then playing it afterwards

me and this girl did the Jayson last night it was awesome

by the #1 ho August 5, 2008

jayron

Usually a lazy guy who lies on bed all day talking to his girlfriend and playing games. Is anti-social and doesn't go outside alot.

Jayron is one lazy guy!

by Unknown(Maybe Fidel).. Idk August 12, 2018

Jayson Tatum

A basketball player who plays horribly and loses massively in the NBA finals

Wow he played like Jayson Tatum

by JaysonTatumLover123 February 6, 2023

Jaydon

Jaydon, is a calm quiet, shy at times kinda guy. He barely talks and mostly focuses on what you are say directly than talking himself.
He’s a really romantic guy once you get to know him. He considers himself bisexual but likes both girls and boys but is only sexually attracted to guys and romantically to girls. He has a great smile and loves physical contact. You can trust him with anything.

Jaydon is such an amazing person to be around.

by Jmasterblue04 November 16, 2018