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You can't judge a Jason on his name alone. All Jason’s are different- some funny, some serious, some athletic, some couch potatoes. It entirely depends on which Jason you're referring to. All are different, as already said. Generalising a Jason on name alone won't do. Sure, it'll fit some Jason’s, but for the most part, the rest will not connect at all.

This doesn't apply to just Jason’s, obviously. Any name- generalising to anyone just won't do- from Samuel to Rebecca, all owners of names are completely different. That's what makes us unique as a species. That's the beauty of humanity- our diversity.
Person 1- Hey, did you see that guy? He's such a Jason!

Person 2- What does that even mean? They're all different
by Jaberjr May 13, 2017
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Jason is a joke
by THANOS 123456? October 26, 2019
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Jason Will

To get your jason will on means to do whatever the fuck you want whenever you want.
Cop: Sir do you know why I pulled you over
Weezy Baby: Cuz I do what i do and you do what you can do about it.
Cop: No its because you were speeding
Weezy Baby: Sorry I was just getting my Jason Will on.
by mattyfmills69 October 1, 2009
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the best man in the world and treats his girl right! He is unique. damn jason is hot
damn jason is so hot and unique!
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Jason is the coolest person you will ever meet. Jason is the best looking person in zawaldo. Anyone who knows a jason is lucky, no mortal should ever talk to the all mighty jason, unless spoken to. If jason was in a fight, he would win. All the girls love jason and he has the most friends in the world, and you know I am serious because I said the world instead of zawaldo. Jason is the most successful person in life, true meme lord and a true legend, respect all Jasons.
Jason is awesome.
by Jason Reyes November 18, 2019
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The best son a father could have.
A gentleman that rarely uses foul language and never insults others.
A bit of a rebel, however he does what needs to be done.
Jason always helps with chores around the house.
Jason is an exceptional builder and very funny with puns.

I basically spit Jason out.
by I love you son May 10, 2018
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Jason is your typical weirdo.
Abigail- “Jason always picks his nose in english class... and he’s in 12th grade!!“
Maria- “omggg let’s get this on snapchat
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