Jared

The flap of skin that connects your balls to your penis. Not to be mistaken for a gooch, which is the skin between your balls and your asshole.

"Ahh, that feels so good, Don't forget the Jared Baby."

by The Jared December 26, 2008

Jared

(n.) A generally creepy stalker like person that emits a totally freakish vibe and makes you wanna run away. On knows when they are a jared when they have a creepy rapist voice, randomly show up behind people, or freak out unknowing teenage girls.

'Omg don't stand behind me like that, you jared.'

by Hair-product lover June 2, 2009

Jared

One who has more homosexuality then he knows what to do with; The king of flamers.

Fuck my ass and call me jared.

by jed kenney April 9, 2008

Jared

A person who has a fond liking to cats, sometimes extreme liking. Also to the point of having sex with cats.

ME: I heard a kid had sex with a cat! He is such a Jared.

by spankyanky ham April 24, 2008

jared

A guy who is usually extremly ugly sucks major dick at soccer and eats butthole for breakfast.

Dude why is that kid being such a jared i dont know look at the white stuff on his face.

by Stuhna September 28, 2010

Jared

An annoying asshole. He doesn't get laid and gets sucked off by men named Kohjiro. A person that says he is down to fuck his cousins and has a micro peen.

Jared is an ugly bastard, and he ate Kohjiros asshole when they had a sleepover in a cardboard box on the street.

by eufefuefueeunfeufneufneuf November 28, 2021

Jared

A fatass dick sucking nigga who loves to eat

Omg Jared sucked his dick behind the dumpster

by Jared stock April 3, 2017